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TannedVanMan

  1. Just about to get %100 on a new route I've only been on a week and I'm like x 2 stops left and... Close looool twitter.com/TannedVanMan/s…
  2. Lots a big body's but small heads answering the doors everyone's on the protein now ennit
  3. Well the new style amongst Eghams fashionably Elite has now gone from " just black tights n a Thong " to Tennis Outfits " love all "
  4. UK GARAGE ting at LIQUID Windsor 4 th June looks Boom ;)))))
  5. Good job I'm not in a hurry eh Lool can't win twitter.com/TannedVanMan/s…
  6. Can't wait to jump in the neatest pub garden for beer o'clock #clucking in the traffic
  7. Another long day then twitter.com/TannedVanMan/s…
  8. Why why why did I say " yeah Noo problem " to delivering round Stanwell Staines Chertsy and Egham .... I plead insanity your honour !
  9. #Twat ! if your get an itch on your back whilst driving and the only ting to hand is a pen make sure the kin lids on or #new scribble tattoo
  10. Since the line painters have put Olympic lanes in all the traffic Hotspots all I gotta do is wear a DpD Liatard to work Shimples
  11. #Twat just got off the Staines rd as traFfic was gridlocked went round the block through chertsy to Shepperton loool Never again ! !
  12. @jimmytj nice spot us a big mac meal till later m8 ;))
  13. Can sum 1 help me wiv 5 a cross " Staines is a S_ _ T Hole "
  14. Any 1 know the address of this illegal rave the queens havin on Saturday ? And what's the damage
  15. #FKUFRIDAY @everyone..... Not really Lool it's friday Woohoo have a bless day all X I'm itchin for a beer already is that bad
  16. @spoonface2011 hahaaa the ol DPD Vito h8 them tings they put me in one once felt like I was in a baked bean tin
  17. I'm lookin for this place m8 u no where it is ? " yeah it's near the George pub " .......... TWAT !
  18. <------- Copilot live professional : You are poo....., yes you twitter.com/TannedVanMan/s…
  19. Every BLARDY pub in Staines is called " The George "
  20. @VinnyJones why why why did u do that milk advert u should be mostly violent to ur agent Vin