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  1. For my birthday I want world peace. To fail me is to be killed, begin.
  2. Narwhals, greatest sea animal alive?
  3. Conversation Starters: Get your coat love, I got a knife.
  4. Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
  5. STD's the Adult trading game.
  6. What can't you reverse engineer?
  7. I locked my keys in my car outside an abortion clinic. Turns out they get pissed when you ask for a coat hanger.
  8. Increase your IQ today! Eat smart children.
  9. Why do we have vodkat and not vadog?
  10. Conversation Starters: If I was to ask you out would your answer be the same as this one?
  11. I'm not your type. I don't vibrate.
  12. I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
  13. Why do all swans belong to the Queen?
  14. Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
  15. Conversation Starters: I really like you but frankly you look like a foot... So mine in 10 minutes?
  16. Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
  17. Wants a seagull powered bike.
  18. Coding PHP is like re-painting a house, it started off simple.
  19. Idea: We can reduce knife crime by painting all knives pink.
  20. When I say you are like a tampon, I do not mean you are stuck up. I just mean I hope you get covered in blood.