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TalkbackStuck

  1. Ouch. Now picturing a McCartney/Cheryl duet. Could shatter commemorative goblets in Leicester Square tourist tat shops.
  2. Peter Kay about to regret not writing any new material since 2003.
  3. Man, the Blues Brothers have aged.
  4. @emmadesmith she's been persona non grata since Prince Phillip had her killed...
  5. Archbishop Of Canterbury grooving to Superstitious goes down as one of those moments...
  6. Queen's birthday is next week... for the record.
  7. The misspelling was for comic effect, not my stupidity.
  8. If this was ten years ago this would have been Wyclef John's spot...
  9. Although Stevie can resue it by also stripping down to a pair of paisley y-fronts.
  10. This isn't a patch on Har Mar Superstar, I'm sorry.
  11. I literally had no idea that was due to happen...
  12. Spooky, maybe somebody DID steal his discs...
  13. Dear Rolf, nobody forgave Elvis when he creased up during Are You Lonesome Tonight. This is your career equivalent.
  14. Film... Lenny... Rolf... this is like the Mandela concert when someone made off with Stevie Wonder's computer discs.
  15. During that film, several thousand people in the Mall all simultaneously went "what the hell is this shit"?
  16. @LFBarfe Ray Cooper would be pointless without his party piece of climbing inside a grand piano and attacking it with drumsticks.
  17. Elton has hit the same point as Paul McCartney c.1990 when nobody had the balls to tell him he couldn't hit the big notes any more.
  18. If only Elton John were gay, there would be a whole new rich vein of humour to mine.
  19. *looks at programme* Ooh, piss break time... off to the portaloos go 3000 people.