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Blurting out "you really are the epitome of a dick head" is probably not a good way to network.about 9 hours ago from web
Lil Wayne on the radio rapping Fo Sheezy. What he's really saying is he likes #OutdoorSexyTime ....hoabout 10 hours ago from web
Nothing says bullshit trending topics like #OutdoorSexyTime.about 17 hours ago from web
They're actually making a show like Hung aimed at teens? http://tinyurl.com/2stupid Wtf MTV? What next, Cathouse High? Big Love For Boys?10:42 AM Jul 12th from web
I wish adults would stop saying "I got the sads". It's annoying & makes me want to hurt them.9:01 AM Jul 6th from web
Me thinks someone had a leeetle toooo much Guinness. @MrJDC11:44 PM Jul 4th from web
Initially it was humorous, then I just found it depressing. http://tinyurl.com/n4rerv8:52 PM Jul 4th from web
@MrJDC Normally I'd say right here but you're annoying so get off your ass & find it. xoxo mofo8:28 PM Jul 4th from web in reply to MrJDC
@HouseofJules Of Moose and Men? He shoved his Mousaka down her throat and sent her over the moon.10:21 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to HouseofJules
I just hooked up a skank & a ho with a douche & an asshat. I should totally work for VH1.8:50 AM Jul 3rd from web
If ever the words "bad ass babies" were fitting it's because of this: http://bit.ly/adjQS3:21 PM Jul 2nd from web
@MrJDC Apparently Twitter is scared of Mrs Slocombe's Pussy. Hashtag gone. My favorite quote: "The mere sight of my pussy drives him mad".9:04 AM Jul 2nd from web in reply to MrJDC
Always be kind to your pet. They are the ones who love you no matter what. Even when you smell funny.2:47 AM Jul 2nd from web
Ganja Spliff by Mr. Perfect has me feelin' irie. Go wid de riddim, irie irie.Not that I have any clue what ganja spliff could possibly mean.9:31 PM Jul 1st from web
@melisalw No posts yet. Just dipping toe in with this & FB. Mostly at the urging of @MrJDC. I think he's tired of entertaining me. ;)9:16 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to melisalw
@melisalw Twitter teasing sounds kind of kinky. If @HouseofJules had said that..it would have had a whole other meaning.5:42 PM Jul 1st from web
@MrJDC So basically you've told the world that you're a big wanker.5:38 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to MrJDC
@laid_ee Thank you much! I saw your grrrrrrl and suddenly went into Tony The Tiger mode. I bet Tony gets all the hot tigers...5:19 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to laid_ee
@HouseofJules You sure know how to make a woman swoon. One of the top ten reasons I came back...YOU! But you knew that already.12:08 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to HouseofJules
Pimpin' for @MrJDC ~Soccer fans Who was the greatest player to play for Man UTD in the 90's? Take the poll: http://tinyurl.com/kun7lh12:01 PM Jul 1st from web

Name Taj Wanders
Web http://tajwanders...
Bio An angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. I live, I laugh, I play. It's not always good but it sure is fun.