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  1. @HouseofJules Happy Birthday! That I remembered your birthday despite the shit storm in my life should tell you how HOT I think you are. ;)
  2. http://twitpic.com/f1yse - That someone thought this had to be explained makes my day.
  3. @HouseofJules Never thought I'd be jealous of subtitles! If his hard knackebrod ever met my tasty lutefisk it would be heaven.
  4. @HouseofJules I figured it wasn't you! I'd like to think that you would do it more for the protein boost than the saved trip to the loo.
  5. @laid_ee That quote should be mounted on a wall! Whoever said it is my she-ro.
  6. Why you should never forget your boss is one of your Facebook friends. I love the boss's response. http://tinyurl.com/Fired4FB
  7. @HouseofJules I'm always amazed at the amount of a-holes that can fit in the woodwork.
  8. Boys throwing apples from yard of house on other St. @ garages on our street w/ parents in view. Sometimes I want to jackslap parents.
  9. Yaz. Heidi Montag. Really? Maybe Moyet & Clarke needed a good laugh.
  10. @HouseofJules I just thought "she's a dork". Then I clicked over to @cleversimon and laughed out loud. In other news...OH MY GOD I'M A DORK!
  11. I'll be checking my Twitter first thing in the morning waiting for @HouseofJules response to my last tweet. Guaranteed to be FABULOUS.
  12. @laid_ee Done! If it was Beaverhausen, I wouldn't have been hiding. I'd be shouting it out to construction workers while half naked & drunk.
  13. Deciding to stop hiding behind a name makes me proud of myself & scared shitless. It's just Facebook, but if you knew me, you'd understand.
  14. @HouseofJules If you pull off "Hasta La Vista baby", I will buy you every sausage I can find from here to Timbuktu.
  15. If Macy Gray comes full on with the "herb", I will watch every friggin' episode of DWTS
  16. Reading that Tom DeLay on will be on Dancing With The Stars made me snort so hard I actually hurt myself.
  17. If my tongue ever met Alexander Skarsgard's body, it would do things to it that not even the ladies at the Bunny Ranch have ever thought of.
  18. If you're a fan you can download Lily Allen Remixed CD at http://lilyallenremixed.com/ . I'm not so I won't but if you are, enjoy.
  19. @HouseofJules Your bio made me swoon.
  20. @gthogan Everyone should act responsibly when it comes to performance & knowledge of #OutdoorSexyTime. If not, they blame it on the liquor.