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  1. Blurting out "you really are the epitome of a dick head" is probably not a good way to network.
  2. Lil Wayne on the radio rapping Fo Sheezy. What he's really saying is he likes #OutdoorSexyTime ....ho
  3. Nothing says bullshit trending topics like #OutdoorSexyTime.
  4. They're actually making a show like Hung aimed at teens? http://tinyurl.com/2stupid Wtf MTV? What next, Cathouse High? Big Love For Boys?
  5. I wish adults would stop saying "I got the sads". It's annoying & makes me want to hurt them.
  6. Me thinks someone had a leeetle toooo much Guinness. @MrJDC
  7. Initially it was humorous, then I just found it depressing. http://tinyurl.com/n4rerv
  8. @MrJDC Normally I'd say right here but you're annoying so get off your ass & find it. xoxo mofo
  9. @HouseofJules Of Moose and Men? He shoved his Mousaka down her throat and sent her over the moon.
  10. I just hooked up a skank & a ho with a douche & an asshat. I should totally work for VH1.
  11. If ever the words "bad ass babies" were fitting it's because of this: http://bit.ly/adjQS
  12. @MrJDC Apparently Twitter is scared of Mrs Slocombe's Pussy. Hashtag gone. My favorite quote: "The mere sight of my pussy drives him mad".
  13. Always be kind to your pet. They are the ones who love you no matter what. Even when you smell funny.
  14. Ganja Spliff by Mr. Perfect has me feelin' irie. Go wid de riddim, irie irie.Not that I have any clue what ganja spliff could possibly mean.
  15. @melisalw No posts yet. Just dipping toe in with this & FB. Mostly at the urging of @MrJDC. I think he's tired of entertaining me. ;)
  16. @melisalw Twitter teasing sounds kind of kinky. If @HouseofJules had said that..it would have had a whole other meaning.
  17. @MrJDC So basically you've told the world that you're a big wanker.
  18. @laid_ee Thank you much! I saw your grrrrrrl and suddenly went into Tony The Tiger mode. I bet Tony gets all the hot tigers...
  19. @HouseofJules You sure know how to make a woman swoon. One of the top ten reasons I came back...YOU! But you knew that already.
  20. Pimpin' for @MrJDC ~Soccer fans Who was the greatest player to play for Man UTD in the 90's? Take the poll: http://tinyurl.com/kun7lh