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  1. About New Moon. Having the Native American not be a raging alcoholic nor pass out on a set of railroad tracks was a bit hard to buy. 3:27 PM Nov 23rd from web
  2. There's talk of the network wanting to skew more Hispanic. So don't be surprised if all future Dunbar Reports cover local quincieras. 2:34 PM Nov 23rd from web
  3. To clarify, I thought Justin Bieber was black. I'd be so ridiculous if I feared that my wife would sleep with a white 15 year old. 11:21 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  4. I have a high tolerance for pain in my relationship, but if my wife ever fucks Justin Bieber I will kill myself. 7:12 PM Nov 20th from txt
  5. I'll never forgive you dad for drowning the kittens in the river. It was a fucking waste. I had the oven ready & a marinade prepared. 5:22 PM Nov 20th from txt
  6. If the whole animals Bjork likes to wrap herself in weren't fake, I really do think she'd make the ideal wife. 5:13 PM Nov 20th from web
  7. Tonight me, Bob Cashell, and Geno Martini are gonna get drunk at Sparky's, hit the buffet at Rail City, and then probably catch Twilight. 3:26 PM Nov 20th from web
  8. I'd have gotten a vasectomy a long time ago if globules of saturated fat building up in my urethra didn't basically do the same thing. 4:18 PM Nov 19th from web
  9. I just made the staff laugh so hard they excused themselves to the bathroom when I said, 'I like Jeff Dunham, but his act is so wooden' 1:44 PM Nov 18th from txt
  10. @GiftofLifeMich The woman at the DMV I spoke with said she felt that I was too fat for my organs to be of any use to anyone. 11:06 AM Nov 18th from txt
  11. I spoke with new UNR basketball coach David Carter & tried to get him to invite me to his big sassy aunt's house for some home cooking. 10:50 AM Nov 18th from txt
  12. Today I visited the graveyard where I plan on being buried and made sure to apologize to the gravedigger in advance 11:02 PM Nov 17th from web
  13. The DMV wouldn't let me register as an organ donor. 4:49 PM Nov 17th from web
  14. Ever since Liam Neeson's wife died on the slopes, I'm really been getting into getting my wife into skiing. 7:17 PM Nov 16th from web
  15. At a party, Jessica Sferrazza made fun of a woman who's baby died during delivery, then she tried to high five me & called it a 'stillburn'. 8:54 PM Nov 15th from web
  16. I hate when people make you wear some sort of poorly made name badge for a social event. It always ends up reading "Tad Dunbar - Fat Fuck". 8:28 PM Nov 15th from web
  17. I thought throwing graham crackers, mini-marshallows, & Nesquick into a liter of vodka would be the greatest dessert of my life, I was wrong 5:59 PM Nov 15th from web
  18. I understand you like Marilyn Monroe but wanting to exhume her corpse, stuff it, & use it as your personal love doll is a bit much 6:08 PM Nov 12th from txt
  19. The fact that my friends will only let me sit on beanbags at their dinner parties would be offensive if they weren't so comfy 5:40 PM Nov 12th from txt
  20. It's the time of year where @Sam_Shad buys up all the Miley Cyrus tickets & waits to see just how desperate mothers and their daughters get. 4:16 PM Nov 12th from web