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TWSTweets

  1. Random joke by @KKrisR: "Try pulling harder." bit.ly/aKByp9 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
  2. Random joke by @NizInFrance: "At your service, always." bit.ly/9Thvgu #twss #thatswhatshesaid
  3. Random joke by @sarahtequilaaa: "You can have it if you can get it up." bit.ly/6KnvA7 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
  4. Random joke by @mynameismobydic: "Ehh I have scratches on my neck from being choked." bit.ly/dj9sOD #twss #thatswhatshesaid
  5. Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "If he's going to stay here, we have to be able to ride him." bit.ly/a4kNPM #twss #thatswhatshesaid
  6. Today's featured user is @airelav2. They have submitted 1 joke. Their joke: bit.ly/bMlB3Z #twss #thatswhatshesaid
  7. Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "There's something hard inside here." bit.ly/bXLKTV #twss #thatswhatshesaid
  8. No one voted on any jokes yesterday, so no top rated joke for Tuesday. Make sure to vote for new jokes as they are added! #twss
  9. Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "What exactly do you want me to do?" bit.ly/drUYSP #twss #thatswhatshesaid
  10. Random joke by @jeffgolenski: "Dan, you're the only one small enough to get through -without a paddle." bit.ly/7LXkfv #twss
  11. Random joke by @NizInFrance: "I can't get to it, it's in my bum." bit.ly/8KusrV #twss #thatswhatshesaid
  12. Random joke by @KKrisR: "Are you sure I'm not too heavy?" bit.ly/bDiFrg #twss #thatswhatshesaid
  13. Random joke by @VertigoMonster: "This won't take me too long." bit.ly/dveYsf #twss #thatswhatshesaid
  14. Random joke by @The_Stephanator: "Put it in the back and jump over." bit.ly/7uEeE2 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
  15. Today's featured user is @AderalApocalyps. They have submitted 2 jokes. Their jokes: bit.ly/c3Urgw #twss #thatswhatshesaid
  16. No one voted on any jokes yesterday, so no top rated joke for Monday. Make sure to vote for new jokes as they are added! #twss
  17. Random joke by @JB2050: "I don't know what to stare at." bit.ly/6NwbK2 #twss #thatswhatshesaid
  18. Random joke by @officialblopez: "I'm not sure who's is bigger. I'm torn, I'm a lot torn." bit.ly/95uVCZ #twss #thatswhatshesaid
  19. Random joke by @angelswilliam: "I need to take that in before I wear it. It's really long." bit.ly/cXXeKe #twss #thatswhatshesaid
  20. Random joke by @JB2050: "I'm really good at faking it." bit.ly/9ycjE6 #twss #thatswhatshesaid