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my boss has such a dry sense of humor i can't tell when he is joking or serious9:14 AM Nov 13thfrom TweetDeck
hahaRT @FakeAPStylebook: Do not write that someone "sported a mad boner" unless you have sourced documentation of the madness of said boner.9:12 AM Nov 13thfrom TweetDeck
Anybody who says they are a good liar is not , because any legitimately savvy liar would insist they are honest about everything- Klosterman6:28 AM Oct 16thfrom TweetDeck
If there is more than one cactus they are cacti, and more than one colosus are colosi. What do you call more than one Jesus?6:56 PM Oct 14thfrom TweetDeck
The world's drunk. And we're just the cocktail of the moment, TWENTYTWELVE.10:52 AM Oct 14thfrom API