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TWM71

@amandaschneider That's a #gentleTweet if ever there was one... (Look it up.) about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to amandaschneider
MEMO: Due to budget setbacks, the sound of small-caliber rifle fire will be substituted for high-heeled shoes on 2 a.m. sidewalk pavement. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
jeffnoon Our national dreamer has hit a bad patch. We are sorry for the nightmares. Normal service will be resumed once she’s over the heartbreak. about 6 hours ago via web Retweeted by TWM71 and 6 others
@Ermodi Read that too fast. Saw it as "Elmo haiku". So there's that... (@gofrankgo) about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Ermodi
@Ermodi @gofrankgo Not bad! Feel free to bend the rules a tad... about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Ermodi
@moosharella Check yr Gmail, sent you the link. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to moosharella
@GoFrankGo @ermodi There's a beautiful one by Ginsberg about a bottle fly and some of the old Japanese ones are mind-blowing! ("Had" to?) about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GoFrankGo
Watching a KICK ASS doc about Phillip K. Dick. I associate more with the writings of William S. Burroughs and PKD than any other. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Ermodi It's addictive! about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Ermodi
"The witch-king may have been too busy being awesome to notice details." <-- That shit happens to me ALL THE TIME. about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
Disalmanac Today in 1911, Vincent Price was born. He's no longer alive, so now we'll never know what the hell "the funk of 40,000 years" even means. about 13 hours ago via SocialOomph Retweeted by TWM71 and 24 others
Black Betty by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds: bit.ly/K4Mbvd (Ideal for hot summer evenings when the shadows are long and hope is thin...) about 12 hours ago via SoundHound on iOS
Harness the emotional energy of the Internet. Use it to build a Weapon of Mass Discomfort. Ground Zero will be sorrow-drenched for decades. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
X,Y: Drinking iced coffee; the barista likes Winehouse. Paint flecked floor. The air is yellow with charged ions. Fire truck Dopplers past. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
The man sitting behind me in that terrible diner was speaking in cut-ups. His companions laughed as though nothing was wrong. #Nonsensical about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
When you have perspective, you forget about the last time you lost it. And when you lose it, you forget that you ever had it to begin with. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Am I crazy? Is that what this is? about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Ermodi 5,7,5 about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Ermodi
Morros Galactus Rorschach test: “Let’s see… that one’s eating a planet. Uh, eating a planet. Eating a planet. Clouds. My mother eating a planet.” about 19 hours ago via web Retweeted by TWM71 and 1 other
mattstaggs I can place your entire family under the protection of Astaroth right now. Well not your entire family: how close are you to your 1st born? about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by TWM71 and 2 others

Name Thomas McKenzie
Location October 9, 1582
Web http://goo.gl/qp59k
Bio Hired Geek, PR Stormtrooper, polite loner and cyberpunk fan. Stares at goats, knows things, says stuff. Wrote a book.