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Back from vacation with the #jerseyshore kids. Learned how to scope out people who were #DTF - Down To Fondle #TSA 9:00 AM Nov 29th, 2010 via web
TSAgov The official term for a complaint is "nuisance." #tsa #tsagov 6:35 AM Nov 27th, 2010 via web Retweeted by TSAsupervisor and 15 others
TSAagent What do you get when you cross a conservative with the ACLU? A libertarian. The mostly deadly terrorist group known to man. #TSA 5:54 PM Nov 27th, 2010 via web Retweeted by TSAsupervisor and 22 others
TSAgov TSA Travel Advisory: Passengers will be selected for strip searches by being tossed Mardi Gras beads. #tsa #tsagov 7:35 AM Nov 25th, 2010 via web Retweeted by TSAsupervisor and 82 others
@GCour what harsh words that pierces straight to my heart. What if we gave you melanie? #TSA 12:49 PM Nov 25th, 2010 via web
@roopgill You know the phrase "love your job"? We just take it to the next level. #TSA 12:48 PM Nov 25th, 2010 via web in reply to roopgill
The #TSA is now hiring the best of the best. Order a pizza today to find out! http://goo.gl/TiRB2 #TSA 12:16 PM Nov 25th, 2010 via web
@cinnamaldehyde I see I've touched a sensitive spot but I'll let it slide. It's #Thanksgiving after all! Lest your alone... #TSA 12:09 PM Nov 25th, 2010 via web in reply to cinnamaldehyde
@PresidentBarama No need. We treat it like a pudding cup when you peel off the lid - we love it. #TSA 12:06 PM Nov 25th, 2010 via web in reply to PresidentBarama
@cinnamaldehyde It's not anti-fat per say....I prefer to call it "enhanced slimming" #TSA 12:05 PM Nov 25th, 2010 via web in reply to cinnamaldehyde
Wow 300 followers. That's how many fat flabs I had to ruffle through before I became desensitized to obesity. #TSA 11:55 AM Nov 25th, 2010 via web
@R0xsey @TSAGov @TSAAgent I'm actually having a lot of fun reinventing the game "duck duck goose" to "gobble gobble grope!" #TSA 11:45 AM Nov 25th, 2010 via web in reply to R0xsey
TSAgov Future TSA Project: Global backscatter scanner. No opt-outs. No escape. #tsa #tsagov 9:35 AM Nov 25th, 2010 via TweetDeck Retweeted by TSAsupervisor and 9 others
Another successful day at work - made $87 in tips...freedom isn't free after all. #TSA 10:10 PM Nov 24th, 2010 via web
TSAagent Shhhhh: #TSA policy "We don't prohibit public, passengers or press from photographing, videotaping, or filming" http://goo.gl/m9qz0 5:38 PM Nov 24th, 2010 via HootSuite Retweeted by TSAsupervisor and 1 other
@DerekMoyes Not only is he my boss but my lord, savior and bada$$ mudda fugga who is packin' heat - Mr. Pistole! #TSA 9:59 PM Nov 24th, 2010 via web in reply to DerekMoyes
@rondata Oh no...not dental cavities in the mouth but the body cavity where the sun don't shine! #TSA 9:58 PM Nov 24th, 2010 via web in reply to rondata
@BionicBeverly I'm as real as it gets. In fact, I'm going to put your name under our "domesitc extremists" list. How ya like me now?! #TSA 9:56 PM Nov 24th, 2010 via web
That's odd...I just walked through one of our backscatter scanners with @TSAagent and stumbled into Narnia. #TSA 1:59 PM Nov 24th, 2010 via web
@BionicBeverly Ask me that question when you have your own private jet...that's right..didn't think so. Cigs for your post pat-down? #TSA 1:51 PM Nov 24th, 2010 via web