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TSAgov

  1. Every time a Justin Bieber-related topic trends, we molest an old lady. #youvebeenwarned #TSA about 1 hour ago via web
  2. @felixcartal She was trying to decide if she could get away with kissing you. (she could have) about 1 hour ago via web in reply to felixcartal
  3. In light of the recent wave of cannibalism, we will be inspecting your teeth at security for traces of human flesh. #TSA about 5 hours ago via web
  4. You get free doughnut. We take your free doughnut. #TSA about 23 hours ago via web
  5. @robpegoraro Challenge accepted. There's nothing more enjoyable than freedom patting college co-eds. 11:05 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to robpegoraro
  6. If it seems like we're acting like jerks at security, we're just running game. #TSA 11:04 AM Jun 1st via web
  7. @almadrigal Thanks? 8:56 PM May 31st via web in reply to almadrigal
  8. Absolutely nothing. #WhatTurnsMeOff #TSA 8:55 PM May 31st via web
  9. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. #TSA 6:27 PM May 31st via web
  10. Obama can smoke weed and do a little blow, and still become president. So we'll do the same and become dictators. #TSA 1:14 PM May 31st via web
  11. @johntedge We lick the floor clean every night. You're safe. 11:14 AM May 31st via web in reply to johntedge
  12. @elonjames You don't have a right not to be humiliated. 11:13 AM May 31st via web in reply to elonjames
  13. I bet if we teamed up with Mayor Bloomberg, we could turn New York into America's first police state. #TSA 8:40 AM May 31st via web
  14. @max_read except soda bans don't save america, and we do. 8:39 AM May 31st via web in reply to max_read
  15. @YourAnonNews Hey, we eventually got him. Get off our nuts. 8:38 AM May 31st via web in reply to YourAnonNews
  16. @donni That was awful. 1:11 AM May 31st via web in reply to donni
  17. Who is naked right now? ...because we totally are. #TSA 11:46 PM May 30th via web
  18. @MaxVangeli It doesn't matter what side of your head you show us...we still consider you a terrorist. 8:18 PM May 30th via web in reply to MaxVangeli
  19. @ResistTyranny You mean, #ShadowyTerroristGroups 8:17 PM May 30th via web in reply to ResistTyranny
  20. Jeebus. Sometimes, I really hate freedom. #TSA 7:55 PM May 30th via web
  • Name Agent Smith
  • Location London/France/Your Underpants
  • Bio We pat your groin. We see you naked. We're the doormen to the sky. Why? Because everybody is a terrorist.
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