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  1. TPO’s Bumper Snickers - Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. 6:14 AM Nov 11th from API
  2. Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory. 5:58 AM Nov 11th from API
  3. TPO’s totally useless factoids: America's first nudist organization was founded in 1929, by 3 men. 5:43 AM Nov 11th from API
  4. TPO’s totally useless factoids: An average person laughs about 15 times a day. 5:27 AM Nov 11th from API
  5. TPO’s totally useless factoids: Most American car horns honk in the key of F. 5:19 AM Nov 11th from API
  6. It’s great to be a guy because: Car You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. 4:52 AM Nov 11th from API
  7. TPO’s Career wisdom: When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. 4:17 AM Nov 11th from API
  8. TPO’s totally useless factoids: The average bank teller loses about $250 every year. 4:09 AM Nov 11th from API
  9. It’s great to be a guy because: You can leave the motel bed unmade. 4:02 AM Nov 11th from API
  10. Twit : Someone who's not a nitwit, but getting there. 3:55 AM Nov 11th from API
  11. I can be spontaneous, if I have enough time to prepare for it. 3:45 AM Nov 11th from API
  12. TPO’s Daffy Dafinitions : Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep 3:31 AM Nov 11th from API
  13. TPO’s Bumper Snickers - Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. 3:23 AM Nov 11th from API
  14. TPO’s Childhood Lessons: Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. #TCOT 3:15 AM Nov 11th from API
  15. I am never mistaken. Well, once I was wrong because I thought I was wrong. 3:07 AM Nov 11th from API
  16. TPO’s Career wisdom: If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. 2:59 AM Nov 11th from API
  17. You may be getting older if: Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty girl go by. 2:51 AM Nov 11th from API
  18. TPO’s Bumper Snickers: Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. 2:43 AM Nov 11th from API
  19. It’s great to be a guy because: Everything on your face stays its original color. 2:35 AM Nov 11th from API
  20. I like to skate on the other side of the ice. – S. Wright 2:27 AM Nov 11th from API