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  1. Some people say I have a short attention span, but 8:46 AM Dec 3rd from API
  2. TPO’s totally useless factoids: Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star. 8:38 AM Dec 3rd from API
  3. TPO’s Bumper Snickers - So many pedestrians, so little time. 8:20 AM Dec 3rd from API
  4. I remember the day the candle shop burned down. Everybody just stood around and sang 'Happy Birthday'. – S. Wright 8:11 AM Dec 3rd from API
  5. TPO’s totally useless factoids: Women's hearts beat faster than men's. 8:01 AM Dec 3rd from API
  6. TPO’s Bumper Snickers - I took an IQ test and the results were negative. 7:52 AM Dec 3rd from API
  7. TPO’s Childhood Lessons: When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. #TCOT 7:43 AM Dec 3rd from API
  8. If an hour has been spent amending a sentence, the paragraph will eventually be deleted. 7:33 AM Dec 3rd from API
  9. TPO’s Bumper Snickers: What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free? 7:26 AM Dec 3rd from API
  10. It’s great to be a guy because: You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming. 7:18 AM Dec 3rd from API
  11. TPO’s Childhood Lessons: Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato. #TCOT 7:10 AM Dec 3rd from API
  12. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. – S. Wright 7:01 AM Dec 3rd from API
  13. TPO’s Bumper Snickers - Everything was going swell - then I was born. 6:53 AM Dec 3rd from API
  14. TPO’s Bumper Snickers - Eschew obfuscation. 6:44 AM Dec 3rd from API
  15. Twit : Someone who's not a nitwit, but getting there. 6:37 AM Dec 3rd from API
  16. TPO’s Bumper Snickers - Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. 6:28 AM Dec 3rd from API
  17. Sadist: one who would put a drawing pin on an electric chair. 6:21 AM Dec 3rd from API
  18. The Path of Progress: A shortcut is the longest distance between two points. 6:12 AM Dec 3rd from API
  19. It’s great to be a guy because: You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 6:05 AM Dec 3rd from API
  20. TPO’s Bumper Snickers - Cover me. I'm changing lanes. 5:58 AM Dec 3rd from API