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  1. Some people say I have a short attention span, but
  2. TPO’s totally useless factoids: Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star.
  3. TPO’s Bumper Snickers - So many pedestrians, so little time.
  4. I remember the day the candle shop burned down. Everybody just stood around and sang 'Happy Birthday'. – S. Wright
  5. TPO’s totally useless factoids: Women's hearts beat faster than men's.
  6. TPO’s Bumper Snickers - I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  7. TPO’s Childhood Lessons: When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. #TCOT
  8. If an hour has been spent amending a sentence, the paragraph will eventually be deleted.
  9. TPO’s Bumper Snickers: What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
  10. It’s great to be a guy because: You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
  11. TPO’s Childhood Lessons: Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato. #TCOT
  12. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. – S. Wright
  13. TPO’s Bumper Snickers - Everything was going swell - then I was born.
  14. TPO’s Bumper Snickers - Eschew obfuscation.
  15. Twit : Someone who's not a nitwit, but getting there.
  16. TPO’s Bumper Snickers - Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  17. Sadist: one who would put a drawing pin on an electric chair.
  18. The Path of Progress: A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.
  19. It’s great to be a guy because: You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  20. TPO’s Bumper Snickers - Cover me. I'm changing lanes.