TPO_Humor
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TPO’s Bumper Snickers - Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
6:14 AM Nov 11th
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Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory.
5:58 AM Nov 11th
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TPO’s totally useless factoids: America's first nudist organization was founded in 1929, by 3 men.
5:43 AM Nov 11th
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TPO’s totally useless factoids: An average person laughs about 15 times a day.
5:27 AM Nov 11th
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TPO’s totally useless factoids: Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
5:19 AM Nov 11th
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It’s great to be a guy because: Car You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
4:52 AM Nov 11th
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TPO’s Career wisdom: When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
4:17 AM Nov 11th
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TPO’s totally useless factoids: The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.
4:09 AM Nov 11th
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It’s great to be a guy because: You can leave the motel bed unmade.
4:02 AM Nov 11th
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Twit : Someone who's not a nitwit, but getting there.
3:55 AM Nov 11th
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I can be spontaneous, if I have enough time to prepare for it.
3:45 AM Nov 11th
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TPO’s Daffy Dafinitions : Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep
3:31 AM Nov 11th
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TPO’s Bumper Snickers - Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
3:23 AM Nov 11th
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TPO’s Childhood Lessons: Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
3:15 AM Nov 11th
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I am never mistaken. Well, once I was wrong because I thought I was wrong.
3:07 AM Nov 11th
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TPO’s Career wisdom: If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
2:59 AM Nov 11th
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You may be getting older if: Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty girl go by.
2:51 AM Nov 11th
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TPO’s Bumper Snickers: Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
2:43 AM Nov 11th
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It’s great to be a guy because: Everything on your face stays its original color.
2:35 AM Nov 11th
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I like to skate on the other side of the ice. – S. Wright
2:27 AM Nov 11th
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