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  1. Followed up by Lil Wayne's 'Lollipop' on the radio. Today has already started off too sexually...
  2. Sixx AM's "Van Nuys" was surprisingly effective in waking me up mentally today. Songs about dead pornstars do that. #MusicMonday
  3. Time answers all questions...
  4. Listening to Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" for what is probably the 829th time in two weeks.
  5. Would love to watch #WWE Survivor Series, but I'm physically beat from this weekend.
  6. Dining at Ruby Tuesday does not require changing out of pajama pants.
  7. For like the last 5 hours, my Twitter timeline contains 0 tweets from any Clemson folk.
  8. I feel like #Clemson as a city hasn't recovered from last night just yet.
  9. Hey, @topolk needs some quiet time too. Its been a long day.
  10. I like my new friends. I like my old friends. I like my girlfriend. But i left them all b/c i really needed a pita pit pita.
  11. Remember that tweet about me liking old white people? Scratch that. Tiger Town Tavern may be the 3rd level of hell right now...
  12. I love old, drunk white people...
  13. Someone is drinking like an Atlantic Division champion tonight... #Clemson
  14. Dunno where our team is, but they need to show up. #Clemson
  15. "It's not going to be a 'me' deal. This is a 'we' thing. So we're going 'all in,' and I need these players to be 'all in.'" #Clemson
  16. @SLThachik Where at?
  17. @IVHORSEMEN I agree. After going to the Hall of Fame & WMXXIV, I'm a little upset (but understanding) at Flair coming out of retirement.
  18. @SLThachik The tailgate at Claudia's or is there a different one that I don't know about?
  19. Yeah. That $20 profit I made from Craigslist just now? Quickly turned into a $0.96 deficit after buying all of my friends breakfast. #love
  20. Standing in @hardees chugging gatorade out of a 64 oz bottle. I'm not fighting a hangover at all...