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TN_Tony

  1. If I'm up THIS early, then I've EARNED that McGriddle.
  2. When I grow up, I want to be an Aquabat.
  3. Bought 1000 Communion Wafers online just to see if I could. They're small, taste great, and when you blink you can see HELL! Delicious!
  4. I stared into the abyss, and now, thanks to CISPA, the abyss stared back into me.
  5. It's about time for me to finally grow up. No longer will I wave to my poops as I flush them. From now on, I salute.
  6. The more 2pac I listen to, the more I realize that I'm surrounded by ol' switcheroo-ass bitch-made motherfuckers.
  7. Watching Doug and matching up kids in the show with classmates I used to have. Wish I knew more purple people than green. Fuck green people.
  8. If you wanna see some good hardcore internet arguing, look up any song on youtube and check out the first comment. Bet it says "fuck" in it.
  9. The best thing about listening to punk rock on Pandora is if you don't like the song, just wait 30 seconds.
  10. I'm having a frappachino like a grown ass man. Caramel too. Extra whipped cream. Fuck the world.
  11. Recipe for Awesome Stew: Scooby Doo, plus Evil Dead, dash of Saw, teaspoon of Truman Show, pepper on some "fuck yeah" = Cabin In The Woods
  12. I'm going to go to the zoo and kick a lion right in the dick. #yolo
  13. I wonder if they can do a hologram of Dick Clark for the New Year.
  14. Dick Clark has finally died. That'd be a very rude and un-called for statement, but "finally" just fits so perfectly in there. HE WAS OLD.
  15. Is it hot in my office, or am I just a fat guy?
  16. Is it bad that I always start my google searches with, "How the fuck, who the fuck, what the fuck, when the fuck"?
  17. The day I realized fortune cookies know nothing about me. instagr.am/p/JNfssOxXw5/
  18. Pretty girl knocks on my door and gives me a Watchtower with the whitest depiction of Jesus ever on it. How' instagr.am/p/JNEhZPxX3e/
  19. @comedytweet I believe a good addition to your list would be Eric J Freedman at @TNEric Quite funny.
  20. @trash24713 Hey Robbie, I made this with you in mind. change.org/petitions/plat… Thoughts?