TMI_tter
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In a mood to bang a friend. Wondering which ones would be into the idea and which ones would run away screaming.
about 2 hours ago
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If you've actually called to see how I'm doing, you might consider shutting up for 30 seconds instead of monologuing for a solid hour.
9:40 PM Nov 23rd
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Dear Estrogen. Most of your antics are a major drag, but the monthly slight boost for the girls I'm OK with. Could we just stick to that?
7:28 AM Nov 19th
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Option #1 for round-number birthday coming up: enormous orgy with everyone I've ever lusted after. Option #2: crying quietly into pillow.
4:39 PM Nov 18th
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why is it that my vibrator has to up and die the week before my period, i.e., the horniest week of the month. so uncool.
9:17 PM Nov 17th
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For some reason, groin sweat smelled like raw potatoes.
8:17 PM Nov 16th
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i have same ideas about buying a vibrator as I do a cell phone: don't need all bells & whistles, just to perform job was designed for please
7:58 PM Nov 16th
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Go go Gadget Lentils!
10:15 AM Nov 16th
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It is bubbling to get out: I just want you to know, your baby is ugly. UGLY.
8:43 PM Nov 14th
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Keep talking like it's solely his duty to make the relationship work and I guarantee you'll be divorced by the time that kid's two.
9:25 PM Nov 13th
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Of course, the corollary: I hate digging up there for that string, especially when I'm in the bathroom at work.
5:27 PM Nov 12th
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Does the tampon string really need to be THAT long? Where is it going to go? I hate when it gets peed on and sits there all wet.
5:26 PM Nov 12th
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New rule: Do not buy the Kama Sutra at a used book store.
6:42 PM Nov 10th
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If you have phone sex on your first phone date, does that bode well for the relationship or just make you a phone slut?
7:55 AM Nov 9th
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RT @ Misread the list of trending topics. Thought 1 of them was . Decided we should MAKE that a trending topic. // YES
1:06 PM Nov 6th
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@ Maybe they just have *ahem* bigger shoes to fill...BTW that's one pretty reliable old wives tale, let me say. Subtle to check also
6:57 AM Nov 6th
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Finding that guys who work outside and drive trucks seem to have, ahem, heavier equipment than desk jockeys. Did I miss this in Bio class?
6:38 AM Nov 6th
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My # has been 0 for several yrs, so I'm looking at my co-workers differently. Also spinster=unmarried not frigid.
1:36 PM Nov 5th
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Lovers of the world preferring a natural bush-I salute you & so do my ladybits. Thinking abt ripping out all my pubes makes me cross my legs
1:16 PM Nov 5th
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Blowjob update: found way to give head & watch. Hot! No props required other than bed & wall. Looking up is quite a view, too. Recommended.
6:54 PM Nov 3rd
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- Name TMI!!!
- Location Everywhere.
- Bio waaaay too much information. does information need to be this free??
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