TLRant
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Students: This may come as a shock to some of you, but you need a pencil when you come to school. & paper. & homework. & an ounce of effort.
3:39 PM Mar 8th
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Would it be asking too much to hope for the TARDIS to show up at this teacher training and make things a little more interesting?
6:47 AM Feb 29th
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I try to be a safe driver, but it's hard to drive safely when witnessing the peak of human stupidity.
8:14 AM Feb 26th
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Waiting in the big waiting room, then in the small waiting room. The vet's name must be Godot cuz I'm still bloody waiting. & I need to pee.
12:23 PM Jan 9th
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One of the kids I helped occasionally killed himself by accident over Christmas break. His empty seat is going to be a hideous thing to see.
7:29 AM Dec 28th, 2011
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He shall be "ronery" no more.
8:37 PM Dec 18th, 2011
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My 5 yr old said she had something to show us so she hopped off the sofa & said "Actually TWO things" and revealed exposed butt cheeks. Sigh
5:17 PM Dec 14th, 2011
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So wrong. I thought we had mistakenly left a dirty diaper in the car before I remembered we'd picked up some White Castle for my step-son.
5:56 PM Dec 10th, 2011
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I'm alarmed that TWO students have pointed to a triangle and asked if it was, indeed, a triangle. They're 16. I'm scared.
5:52 PM Dec 9th, 2011
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It was pretty much inevitable that my trousers would split given the sheer silky bright purpleness of my knickers.
6:39 AM Dec 9th, 2011
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HAHAHAHA! And yes, I had me some Haterade this morning.
5:32 AM Dec 7th, 2011
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My 2 yr old is using her raisins to make reindeer poops in our miniature Christmas village. Genius.
3:10 PM Dec 5th, 2011
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How on Earth can my girl deny she did a poo when it's stinking up the house and making a guest appearance out of her diaper/up her back?
2:43 PM Dec 4th, 2011
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My girls found their old snot suction thingie and they're playing with it as their baby doll's bottle. I'm trying not to gag.
2:09 PM Dec 4th, 2011
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Cats shouldn't have butt cheeks. Period.
1:56 PM Dec 3rd, 2011
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@ Thx for all that you do/say. You gave me the courage to come out of the Atheism Closet. And you introduced me to Karl.Y'beauty
5:04 PM Nov 27th, 2011
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Auditioned for Avenue Q today.Scary how much fun I had making my puppet slutty.Threw in a Muppet wide mouth grin to make it even more wrong.
5:00 PM Nov 27th, 2011
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@ I'm not ashamed to say I cried during your Muppets movie. It was such a monument to our shared love for them. Love and thanks.
4:57 PM Nov 27th, 2011
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Got locked out of the house with my girls. My youngest then pooped herself. Our brand new dog peered out at us and debated our probable IQ.
12:14 PM Nov 26th, 2011
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Please read about this disgraceful anti-LGBT law at That Blog Is So Takei.
1:19 PM Nov 21st, 2011
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- Name Teacher Lady
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- Bio An Athiest Arab special education teacher living with a foot in each hemisphere. Enjoy a peek at my Tweets. Oo-er, missus included.
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