TLHines
- I know a guy who wears wife beater shirts every day. Says the Second Amendment guarantees him the right to bare arms.7:28 AM Nov 9th from web
- If I were a cardiologist, I'd definitely have a tee shirt that says "I (heart) hearts."11:00 AM Nov 6th from web
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day should take care of pretty much everyone else.7:54 AM Nov 3rd from web
- If life gives you lemons, you've probably wandered into the produce department at the grocery store.8:15 AM Oct 30th from web
- When you're an amnesiac, you get to see every movie for the first time.5:35 AM Oct 28th from web
- I've always been a big fan of Mrs. Butterworth. Even though she does tend to waffle.7:25 AM Oct 26th from web
- - Looks like Kanye West has become a Monty Python fan overnight.11:33 AM Oct 22nd from TwitPic
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And clowns.11:07 AM Oct 22nd from web
- To the Español and Deutsch speakers hoping I'll follow you back: I'm American, so I'm functionally unilingual.12:29 PM Oct 21st from web
- Not happy with Fox News Channel's coverage of me. Partly because there hasn't been any.7:57 AM Oct 19th from Twitterrific
- @ The longer you wait to click send, the longer you'll wait for a response.7:52 AM Oct 19th from Twitterrific in reply to IvyR
- Betting the whole "balloon boy" incident was just a clever marketing gimmick cooked up by the folks at Jiffy Pop.8:35 AM Oct 16th from web
- It would seem responsibility is as important to Wall Street as contraception is to the Duggar family.9:50 AM Oct 15th from web
- I'm told 8/10ths of all Americans--a full 90%--have trouble calculating fractions.7:40 AM Oct 14th from web
- Once, as a wee lad shopping with Mom, I started to ask where babies come from. Then I saw "Baby Powder" on the shelf.8:10 AM Oct 13th from web
- Michael Jackson's new tune is "This Is It." In related news, Kenny Loggins is releasing a song called "Beat It."8:23 AM Oct 12th from web
- Breaking News: NASA crashes into the dark side of the moon--just 36 years after Pink Floyd.7:33 AM Oct 9th from web
- Time to have another flu shot. I believe I'll go with a nice Kentucky bourbon.6:15 AM Oct 7th from web
- Getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar. Literally. "Man breaks into apartment, eats cookies" - 8:50 AM Oct 6th from web
- Finally I understand why David Letterman's production company is called "Worldwide Pants."2:00 PM Oct 3rd from web
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- Name TL Hines
- Location Billings, Montana
- Web http://www.tlhine...
- Bio Writes novels. No, that IS the day job. 3-0 record in air guitar competitions. Enjoys pudding.
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