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TLHines

Thanks to all who attended the @SpoMarCom meeting today. Had a blast presenting. #SpoMarCom 10:25 AM May 4th via web from Spokane, WA
Little-known fact: Car dealers are required to use either their dogs or their grandchildren in all advertising. 8:25 AM Aug 10th, 2011 via web from Spokane, WA
@amindadrift This might be what they were thinking about when they drafted the "don't ask, don't tell" policy. 9:02 AM Jul 21st, 2011 via web from Spokane, WA in reply to amindadrift
@SolomonInkwell Thanks for the kind words; I owe you a Dr. Pepper. 9:00 AM Jul 21st, 2011 via web from Spokane, WA in reply to SolomonInkwell
A bit dismayed no one has asked me to be a date for the Marine Corps Ball. 8:57 AM Jul 21st, 2011 via web from Spokane, WA
@LBombardier Hey, thanks Lauren. It's great to finally reach 29 years of age. 9:22 AM Jun 21st, 2011 via web from Spokane, WA in reply to LBombardier
McCain says immigrants cause wildfires. But he ignores their obvious connection to plane crashes and tooth decay. 8:38 AM Jun 21st, 2011 via web from Spokane, WA
Quite certain I don't want to hear the words "tweet" and "Weiner" used in the same sentence ever again. 8:51 AM Jun 8th, 2011 via web from Spokane, WA
The word "lose" has one "o." Not two. "The Biggest Looser," for instance, would be unsafe for network TV. 10:41 AM May 31st, 2011 via web from Spokane, WA
It's maybe kinda sorta near the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine. 1:01 PM May 24th, 2011 via web from Spokane, WA
So we launched Operation Geronimo without informing the Pakistan government. Just wondering: has anyone told them yet? 8:53 AM May 3rd, 2011 via web from Spokane, WA
The positive side of Alzheimer's: you get to see every movie for the first time again. 9:11 AM Apr 22nd, 2011 via web from Spokane, WA
Some say the FBI "Hottel" memo proves aliens have landed in the U.S. As if our government weren't proof enough. 9:42 AM Apr 11th, 2011 via web from Spokane, WA
@SteveKarmazenuk Exactly. Everyone would want an extra bottle, in case of accidents. Moms would buy them in droves. 10:27 AM Mar 28th, 2011 via web in reply to SteveKarmazenuk
If I were to create and market my own fragrance, I would call it "Clean Underwear," because everyone would want to wear it. 9:39 AM Mar 28th, 2011 via web
Today is Thursday. Or "Yesterday," in Rebecca Black's world. 8:49 AM Mar 24th, 2011 via web
"Alzheimer's" is a trending search term. Possibly benefiting from people who keep forgetting they've already searched for it. 8:25 AM Mar 17th, 2011 via web
Dear God: Thank you for Charlie Sheen. - Lindsay Lohan 3:55 PM Mar 7th, 2011 via web from Riverside, Spokane
@aliciabillings @susanandrus - Hey, nice to hear from yous guys (as they say in Butte). Spokane's been good to me and my fam. 8:45 AM Mar 2nd, 2011 via web from West Central, Spokane in reply to aliciabillings
There's a way for CBS to keep Charlie Sheen as a star. Just change the name of the show to "Two and a Half Grams." 2:52 PM Mar 1st, 2011 via web from Riverside, Spokane

Name TL Hines
Location Spokane, Washington
Web http://www.tlhine...
Bio Writes novels. No, that IS the day job. 3-0 record in air guitar competitions. Enjoys pudding.