TLHines
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Thanks to all who attended the @ meeting today. Had a blast presenting.
10:25 AM May 4th
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from Spokane, WA
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Little-known fact: Car dealers are required to use either their dogs or their grandchildren in all advertising.
8:25 AM Aug 10th, 2011
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from Spokane, WA
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@ This might be what they were thinking about when they drafted the "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
9:02 AM Jul 21st, 2011
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from Spokane, WA
in reply to amindadrift
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@ Thanks for the kind words; I owe you a Dr. Pepper.
9:00 AM Jul 21st, 2011
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from Spokane, WA
in reply to SolomonInkwell
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A bit dismayed no one has asked me to be a date for the Marine Corps Ball.
8:57 AM Jul 21st, 2011
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from Spokane, WA
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@ Hey, thanks Lauren. It's great to finally reach 29 years of age.
9:22 AM Jun 21st, 2011
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from Spokane, WA
in reply to LBombardier
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McCain says immigrants cause wildfires. But he ignores their obvious connection to plane crashes and tooth decay.
8:38 AM Jun 21st, 2011
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from Spokane, WA
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Quite certain I don't want to hear the words "tweet" and "Weiner" used in the same sentence ever again.
8:51 AM Jun 8th, 2011
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from Spokane, WA
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The word "lose" has one "o." Not two. "The Biggest Looser," for instance, would be unsafe for network TV.
10:41 AM May 31st, 2011
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from Spokane, WA
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It's maybe kinda sorta near the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine.
1:01 PM May 24th, 2011
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from Spokane, WA
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So we launched Operation Geronimo without informing the Pakistan government. Just wondering: has anyone told them yet?
8:53 AM May 3rd, 2011
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from Spokane, WA
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The positive side of Alzheimer's: you get to see every movie for the first time again.
9:11 AM Apr 22nd, 2011
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from Spokane, WA
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Some say the FBI "Hottel" memo proves aliens have landed in the U.S. As if our government weren't proof enough.
9:42 AM Apr 11th, 2011
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from Spokane, WA
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@ Exactly. Everyone would want an extra bottle, in case of accidents. Moms would buy them in droves.
10:27 AM Mar 28th, 2011
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in reply to SteveKarmazenuk
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If I were to create and market my own fragrance, I would call it "Clean Underwear," because everyone would want to wear it.
9:39 AM Mar 28th, 2011
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Today is Thursday. Or "Yesterday," in Rebecca Black's world.
8:49 AM Mar 24th, 2011
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"Alzheimer's" is a trending search term. Possibly benefiting from people who keep forgetting they've already searched for it.
8:25 AM Mar 17th, 2011
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Dear God: Thank you for Charlie Sheen. - Lindsay Lohan
3:55 PM Mar 7th, 2011
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from Riverside, Spokane
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@ @ - Hey, nice to hear from yous guys (as they say in Butte). Spokane's been good to me and my fam.
8:45 AM Mar 2nd, 2011
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from West Central, Spokane
in reply to aliciabillings
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There's a way for CBS to keep Charlie Sheen as a star. Just change the name of the show to "Two and a Half Grams."
2:52 PM Mar 1st, 2011
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from Riverside, Spokane
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- Name TL Hines
- Location Spokane, Washington
- Web http://www.tlhine...
- Bio Writes novels. No, that IS the day job. 3-0 record in air guitar competitions. Enjoys pudding.
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