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If you watch The Karate Kid backwards, it's about this karate champ who slowly becomes a pussy and ends up moving back to Jersey.1:44 PM Dec 15thfrom web
RT @furrygirl: Fuck going to high school or college. There's nothing you can't learn through the act of operating your own sex business.12:11 PM Dec 14thfrom web
HOLY SHIT! I just hand wired two different 40 pin connectors to eachother with different wiring patterns, and it works! Making a giant PDA!6:37 PM Dec 9thfrom web
Hahahaha RT @counterfitt Magnets don't make a good metaphor for anti-homosexuality. They make a good metaphor for oral, don't you think?9:53 AM Dec 8thfrom twidroid
Sometimes I laugh hysterically after I cum. Its just fuckin funny sometimes!2:15 AM Dec 8thfrom twidroid
Yes! RT @msmaggiemayhem During this holiday season, remember that the butt seks is one of the greatest things to give and receive.2:31 PM Dec 6thfrom twidroid