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Not the holidays until you take tables, chairs to family and open the tailgate only to have the table slide out and hit your shin.4:28 PM Dec 21stfrom UberTwitter
RT @epeureka: Dear Celebs & Public Figures, I respect your right 2 privacy. But if u keep your pants on nobody will be up in your bizness.6:55 AM Dec 3rdfrom UberTwitter