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  1. Watching mommy and daddy play Madworld. Whoa, violence!7:17 PM Mar 21st from TwitterBar
  2. The humans are dead! We used poisonous gases. And we poisoned their asses. Oh yeah! Monkeys are still around though. Go superior primates!6:35 PM Sep 6th, 2008 from TwitterBar
  3. Zorbing, yeah! Actually, I've never gone zorbing, but I can see its appeal...6:31 PM Sep 6th, 2008 from TwitterBar
  4. Watching "Flight of the Conchords" with mommy and shaking my bootie. Oh yeah!7:42 PM Jul 26th, 2008 from TwitterBar
  5. Trying out Firefox 3...testing major banana sites now...3:41 PM Jul 19th, 2008 from TwitterBar
  6. Whoa, another two months. Maybe I'm not cut out for this microblogging thing.5:57 PM Jul 14th, 2008 from TwitterBar
  7. Doing the vacation thing, but not going anywhere. Oh well...11:58 AM Apr 27th, 2008 from web
  8. I'm telling way better stories than Domo-kun8:02 PM Feb 1st, 2008 from web
  9. Watching mommy fill out opt-out requests, so she and daddy stop getting stupid mail. Boring! The only good mail is express delivery bananas!12:12 PM Jan 25th, 2008 from web
  10. Whoa, I totally dropped off the face of the earth. I was busy being cute-iful, ya know?12:11 PM Jan 25th, 2008 from web
  11. Mommy and Daddy updated the website. Mommy had some weird stuff going on in her CSS, yo. It all worked itself out eventually.9:10 PM Sep 22nd, 2007 from web
  12. Wow, I stopped twittering for like, 2 months. As a proud Latina mon-kay, I had to learn how to tango cutifully. It took two arduous months.8:57 PM Sep 20th, 2007 from web
  13. Hanging out, wishing "Foster's" was on. I am the futon master!8:24 PM Jul 16th, 2007 from web
  14. TRAINS! TRAINS! People are talking about TRAINS! I love TRAINS!9:33 PM Jun 19th, 2007 from web
  15. Watching mommy look at "Golden Compass" movie stuff. Why isn't she paying attention to me? I'm going to sulk on the futon.8:01 PM Jun 19th, 2007 from web
  16. Sleeping on a knockoff Tempur-Pedic pillow. Waiting for mommy to get the laundry. Thinking about the bananas on the counter.2:24 PM Jun 18th, 2007 from web
  17. All alone in the apartment. Getting ready to wreak some havoc, as my parents haven't bought bananas lately. Jerks.11:16 AM Jun 16th, 2007 from web
  18. Getting ready to watch some S2 of "4400." I'm way cuter than that creepy baby Isabelle.8:40 PM Jun 15th, 2007 from web
  19. Watching mommy add to her library books spreadsheet. Why doesn't she just use LibraryThing? Obviously, she's behind on Web 2.0, yo.9:40 PM Jun 14th, 2007 from web
  20. Watching mommy eat papas lujas. Practicing the español.3:34 PM Jun 12th, 2007 from web
  • Name TJ Monkey
  • Location Illinois
  • Web http://www.banana...
  • Bio Monkey who enjoys the fine things in life, especially bananas
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