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  1. Speaks volumes that greatest TV shows of entire decade fit into one 95 min show, while most annoying people of 2009 takes two 150 min shows
  2. Back home, via an A303 rammed with utter cocks. I think most of them got a car for Christmas and were trying it out for the first time.
  3. A merry Christmas to all my reader! Bracklesham and High Wycombe here I come!
  4. @Twistedlilkitty yes. I'll be apart from your boyfriend too.
  5. Somewhat irked that my most popular tweet today was misspelt. 'ShoUld', not 'shold'.
  6. How crap is Microsoft Office Communicator? Sign in and stay signed in, you piece of shit!
  7. Just checked the route to my parents on keepmoving.com. One of the things that has caused hold-ups in the past is 'mass gathering'!
  8. Working at 5:20pm on Xmas Eve: proof if proof were needed that you should have worked harder at school.
  9. @tomewing that's my favourite Xmas song!
  10. @lazaroumterror "The Anal Game"?? Would Google it but I'm at work and I quite like having a job...
  11. @thebookgarden no, but someone else recommended it so will have to give it a listen!
  12. RT @brismark: Some fat cunt in a red coat just landed on my lawn. I popped him in the back of the head with a rake. He's dead. Oh, oh, o ...
  13. @dannifromdublin I haven't heard it, so I'll reserve judgement! Got to be better than the version just played on 6 Music...
  14. If there's one song that shold never EVER be covered it's "Fairytale of New York"
  15. "Stonehenge" by the Tap on #6music! Memories of #glasto...
  16. @goffik no probs, it's saved me a fortune over the years so might as well share the love!
  17. Just had an Outlook reminder pop up about the weekly team meeting. That'll be me talking to myself for half an hour then.
  18. @Twistedlilkitty I don't mind wrapping them, it's buying the buggers I can't stand. Bah humbug!
  19. @goffik Say no to 0870 is your friend... (covers 0845 and 0800 numbers too): http://www.saynoto0870.com/
  20. in the office on my own on Xmas Eve. On the bright side, I can have 6 Music on instead of the usual Sky News.