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THEPALOMA

  1. "ur like the queen of detours"
  2. @tedbawno "u my nigga" is still the deepest compliment of all time
  3. Dear club owners... Why ur stamps gotta resemble spreading melanoma? http://tweetphoto.com/5883812
  4. @Danny_DeVito dj Morse Code is killin it in AC right now sugar... Get involved
  5. Pls xcuse mi absense... Holidays in tha hometown (ruinin a nuccas life)
  6. If ur going to Saaaaaan Fraaaaaan Cisco... http://tweetphoto.com/5878927
  7. A bunch'a stoners wanted to play this room full'a drums & my friend whispers "let the good people get the louder ones." PS I'm in cali
  8. Good luck with that RT @woohoodat: Its like manifest destiny all up in my GI tract
  9. Happy thxGETTING. And all the turkey heads go "Gimme Gimme"
  10. Whenever someone says "no hard feelings" that aint true
  11. @TheDavJ I've got her on all ketchup chip diet til her arrival
  12. Try & get me on some copyright infringement on THAT... suckas
  13. New girl group: En Rougue "mmm doon doon daa da, mmm doon doon daa da, ay yay ya yadat da dat ooh ooh ooo-ooo"
  14. @MRCISCOADLER am I rogue? I feel rogue. I'm totally Rogueing, strike a pose.
  15. But real life MAKES the funniest tweets RT @Chuckisdope: Im a half-ass twitterer.. but so what. i like real life better...
  16. Its always funny when ur sister who's sposed to pick u up at the airport says this RT @nikkigeez: @THEPALOMA where are u flying to?
  17. just kidding... im already into Fall
  18. McQueen Spring 2010 footwear & youngbadandbrasiliancock.com
  19. and shoes... i might really be able to orchestrate an orgasm here if i have the right two windows open...
  20. you fat middle american, middle seat havin blah blah face... i dont care about ur grandkids, im surfin PORN