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  1. "ur like the queen of detours" about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. @tedbawno "u my nigga" is still the deepest compliment of all time 9:09 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter in reply to tedbawno
  3. Dear club owners... Why ur stamps gotta resemble spreading melanoma? http://tweetphoto.com/5883812 9:07 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  4. @Danny_DeVito dj Morse Code is killin it in AC right now sugar... Get involved 7:43 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter in reply to Danny_DeVito
  5. Pls xcuse mi absense... Holidays in tha hometown (ruinin a nuccas life) 7:39 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  6. If ur going to Saaaaaan Fraaaaaan Cisco... http://tweetphoto.com/5878927 7:37 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  7. A bunch'a stoners wanted to play this room full'a drums & my friend whispers "let the good people get the louder ones." PS I'm in cali 4:38 PM Nov 27th from UberTwitter
  8. Good luck with that RT @woohoodat: Its like manifest destiny all up in my GI tract 11:11 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
  9. Happy thxGETTING. And all the turkey heads go "Gimme Gimme" 1:21 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
  10. Whenever someone says "no hard feelings" that aint true 11:35 PM Nov 25th from UberTwitter
  11. @TheDavJ I've got her on all ketchup chip diet til her arrival 3:20 PM Nov 24th from UberTwitter in reply to TheDavJ
  12. Try & get me on some copyright infringement on THAT... suckas 12:12 AM Nov 24th from UberTwitter
  13. New girl group: En Rougue "mmm doon doon daa da, mmm doon doon daa da, ay yay ya yadat da dat ooh ooh ooo-ooo" 12:08 AM Nov 24th from UberTwitter
  14. @MRCISCOADLER am I rogue? I feel rogue. I'm totally Rogueing, strike a pose. 12:02 AM Nov 24th from UberTwitter in reply to MRCISCOADLER
  15. But real life MAKES the funniest tweets RT @Chuckisdope: Im a half-ass twitterer.. but so what. i like real life better... 11:58 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  16. Its always funny when ur sister who's sposed to pick u up at the airport says this RT @nikkigeez: @THEPALOMA where are u flying to? 11:52 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  17. just kidding... im already into Fall 7:01 PM Nov 23rd from web
  18. McQueen Spring 2010 footwear & youngbadandbrasiliancock.com 7:00 PM Nov 23rd from web
  19. and shoes... i might really be able to orchestrate an orgasm here if i have the right two windows open... 6:59 PM Nov 23rd from web
  20. you fat middle american, middle seat havin blah blah face... i dont care about ur grandkids, im surfin PORN 6:56 PM Nov 23rd from web