THEDavidTennant
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RT @ Oh no! Which one of you horrid horrids did this? @ Oh, this is awful. - Like he needs to ask who did it..
about 23 hours ago
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I was asked how well I thought I would go down in America.I replied that the question should be surely,how well would America go down on me?
4:10 AM Dec 9th
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I was staring out of my window feeling strangely aroused. Then I realised why. I was staring at my own reflection.
7:45 AM Dec 7th
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@ that's right babe, my twitter may seem small, but there's a lot more going on inside. If you know what I mean....
2:41 AM Dec 7th
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Damn! All the methlylated spirits have gone from the utility room. I didn't even know Sylvester McCoy had been round!
2:20 AM Dec 7th
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I made my own advent calendar this year, a self-portrait behind each door and for no.24 well, let's just say I'm surprised it managed to fit
5:00 AM Dec 1st
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I've been asked to appear on Mumsnet. I'm not sure though, could the site handle that many multiple orgasms at the same time?
4:39 AM Nov 28th
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Ah, that special time of year is coming, the pantomime season. 2 weeks in Cleethorpes and 3 square meals a day. Mr Eccleston is thrilled.
4:27 AM Nov 28th
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I've been asked to appear in QI. I'm not surprised, a man of my intellect doesn't go unnoticed for long. I wonder what they'll do with Fry?
7:57 AM Nov 23rd
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I was particularly excellent last night.Poor Lindsay Duncan though, she fainted on set and I had to give her mouth to mouth.She faints a lot
4:19 AM Nov 16th
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@ Yes that was me trying out portraits for The Royal Mint, they haven't got back to me yet, I wonder why?
4:12 AM Nov 16th
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How flattering. The Royal Mint have asked me to submit a design for the new Pound Coin. Naturally, I've used one of my better head shots.
4:49 AM Nov 12th
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@ Poor Alan, he tries very hard to be witty and funny like me, but he just hasn't got the face, or charisma, to pull it off.
2:55 AM Nov 11th
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I was told to learn the lesson of Narcissus, who starved, gazing at his own reflection. Damn right. I've gone & bought a stack of TV dinners
2:14 AM Nov 5th
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Oh how different everything seems now the sun is shining and Matt Smith is still recovering from his unfortunate accident with the laxatives
12:59 PM Nov 2nd
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@ How very dare you! Oh that's it, I can't take any more of this - I QUIT! Goodbye twitter!
3:07 AM Nov 2nd
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in reply to THEMattySmith
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Just been asked who my inspiration has been, I handed them my autobiography 'David Tennant: Bigger on the Inside.' I AM the inspiration!
7:56 AM Nov 1st
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I was asked which, of the episodes I'd been in, was my favourite, how could I choose? I'm consistently brilliant in all of them!
6:42 AM Nov 1st
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I love the way other actors who have played the Doctor go onto stunning success. I hear that Paul McGann's Pantomime Horse is a triumph
8:12 AM Oct 20th
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Seems the Captain Jack character wasn't gay 'till he met me. Well, who can blame him? Sometimes, when I'm near a mirror, I question myself..
9:40 AM Oct 18th
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- Name David Tennant Spoof
- Location London
- Web http://www.justgi...
- Bio Alas, I am but a spoof! www.comicrelief.com
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