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  1. RT @THEMattySmith Oh no! Which one of you horrid horrids did this? @MrSnufflehump Oh, this is awful. - Like he needs to ask who did it..
  2. I was asked how well I thought I would go down in America.I replied that the question should be surely,how well would America go down on me?
  3. I was staring out of my window feeling strangely aroused. Then I realised why. I was staring at my own reflection.
  4. @simithedemon that's right babe, my twitter may seem small, but there's a lot more going on inside. If you know what I mean....
  5. Damn! All the methlylated spirits have gone from the utility room. I didn't even know Sylvester McCoy had been round!
  6. I made my own advent calendar this year, a self-portrait behind each door and for no.24 well, let's just say I'm surprised it managed to fit
  7. I've been asked to appear on Mumsnet. I'm not sure though, could the site handle that many multiple orgasms at the same time?
  8. Ah, that special time of year is coming, the pantomime season. 2 weeks in Cleethorpes and 3 square meals a day. Mr Eccleston is thrilled.
  9. I've been asked to appear in QI. I'm not surprised, a man of my intellect doesn't go unnoticed for long. I wonder what they'll do with Fry?
  10. I was particularly excellent last night.Poor Lindsay Duncan though, she fainted on set and I had to give her mouth to mouth.She faints a lot
  11. @mcfangirl Yes that was me trying out portraits for The Royal Mint, they haven't got back to me yet, I wonder why?
  12. How flattering. The Royal Mint have asked me to submit a design for the new Pound Coin. Naturally, I've used one of my better head shots.
  13. @REALAlanDavies Poor Alan, he tries very hard to be witty and funny like me, but he just hasn't got the face, or charisma, to pull it off.
  14. I was told to learn the lesson of Narcissus, who starved, gazing at his own reflection. Damn right. I've gone & bought a stack of TV dinners
  15. Oh how different everything seems now the sun is shining and Matt Smith is still recovering from his unfortunate accident with the laxatives
  16. @THEMattySmith How very dare you! Oh that's it, I can't take any more of this - I QUIT! Goodbye twitter!
  17. Just been asked who my inspiration has been, I handed them my autobiography 'David Tennant: Bigger on the Inside.' I AM the inspiration!
  18. I was asked which, of the episodes I'd been in, was my favourite, how could I choose? I'm consistently brilliant in all of them!
  19. I love the way other actors who have played the Doctor go onto stunning success. I hear that Paul McGann's Pantomime Horse is a triumph
  20. Seems the Captain Jack character wasn't gay 'till he met me. Well, who can blame him? Sometimes, when I'm near a mirror, I question myself..