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TGPHermenthotip

  1. The other day, someone told me i should write a comedic porn novel. Still don't know how to take that.
  2. I had to put branches into my dad's truck today and i asked why they were so sticky. My dad didn't get it. I'm disappointed in him.
  3. ...cuz I`m pretty sure the freakin dishwasher burnt my unique fingerprint off. My hands hurt
  4. Well i could go rob a bank right now and they`ll never know it`s me because they wouldn`t have any evidence...
  5. Mountain Dew mixed with 7up tastes like crap
  6. Surprised to say this, but How I Met Your Mother>The Big Bang Thoery
  7. Woo! Beat Gears 2 in less than a week!
  8. Watching How I Met Your Mother and the girl on it had never seen Star Wars and the guy freaked out...i can relate to what he is feeling.
  9. Singin the Oompa Loompa song in the choir room. Then Ms. H walked in. I was embarrassed
  10. Phoo! What a day
  11. Well, first day in the deli. Wish me luck
  12. Pissin' the night away. Pissin' the niiiiight away
  13. Listening to Killing in the Name by Rage Against the Machine in front of a church. What the hell?
  14. I have the strangest dreams ever. Needless to say, I`m now afraid to go to Mexico
  15. Well, band was terrible
  16. Oh no! Wooly bully!
  17. "Shit! They`ve got a giant worm eating cities!"
  18. "Got your back like a but crack" ~Dizzy, Gears of War 2
  19. Acoustic metal music just isn`t the same.
  20. Our love is no different from yours. `Cept it`s hot. Cuz I`m involved.