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  2. (401): the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
  3. (650): i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins & see who really has the best genes in the family.
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  5. (402): how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
  6. (585): are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
  7. (516): Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
  8. (252): Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
  9. (856): FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
  10. (715): I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
  11. (304): its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
  12. (702): I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
  13. (513): You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
  14. (407): i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
  15. (206): he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
  16. (914): I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
  17. (864): I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
  18. (919): i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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  20. (607): You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me