TFLN
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(941): Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
12:15 PM May 25th
via web
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(707): Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
1:18 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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(920): Technically my penis started a fight tonight
11:29 AM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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(832): Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
1:22 PM May 23rd
via web
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(940): Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
11:08 AM May 23rd
via web
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(972): The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
1:13 PM May 22nd
via web
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(864): If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
11:14 AM May 22nd
via web
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(828): They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
1:42 PM May 21st
via web
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(209): I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
11:32 AM May 21st
via web
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Random is working again on the TFLN apps. Sorry for any boredom we may have caused... ...
12:25 PM May 18th
via Tweetbot for iOS
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(+44): I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
11:20 AM May 18th
via Twitter for iPhone
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(412): I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
1:01 PM May 17th
via web
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(770): Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
10:59 AM May 17th
via web
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(904): The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
1:15 PM May 16th
via web
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(215): it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
11:19 AM May 16th
via Twitter for iPhone
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(630): I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
1:19 PM May 15th
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(731): He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
11:35 AM May 15th
via web
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(770): You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
1:19 PM May 14th
via web
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(248): So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
11:19 AM May 14th
via web
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(914): I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
1:42 PM May 11th
via web
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