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  1. I've got the right stuff in my pants :) 8 minutes ago via Write Longer
  2. Married men live longer then single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. about 1 hour ago via Write Longer
  3. We don't trust women simply because it is hard to trust something that bleeds for 5 Days and it don't die. about 1 hour ago via Write Longer
  4. Women close they eyes during sex because they cant stand seeing a man have a good time. about 1 hour ago via Write Longer
  5. Men normally die before they wife's because they want to about 1 hour ago via Write Longer
  6. Hangovers are better then women because they Go Away about 1 hour ago via Write Longer
  7. Women don't need to drive because there isnt a road between the bedroom and the kitchen. about 1 hour ago via Write Longer
  8. Women have smaller feet then men so that they can stand closer to the kitchen sink about 1 hour ago via Write Longer
  9. The best thing about a blow job from my wife would be that 15minutes of silence. about 1 hour ago via Write Longer
  10. I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming #thinkin about 2 hours ago via Write Longer
  11. Love thy neighbour all through the day, Just make sure her husband is away. about 2 hours ago via Write Longer
  12. Don't be the guy who doesn't expect the unexpected,be the guy who make the unexpected be expected about 2 hours ago via Write Longer
  13. If at first you don't succesed, skydiving is not for you. about 2 hours ago via Write Longer
  14. Be nice to your kids they will choose your nursing home. about 2 hours ago via Write Longer
  15. The new trend little girls carry fish, so that they can smell like big girls about 2 hours ago via Write Longer
  16. Do you like maths, if so add a bed subtracts your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply about 3 hours ago via Write Longer
  17. You know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her cigarette. about 3 hours ago via Write Longer
  18. Cover me I'm going in, say's the penis to the condom! about 3 hours ago via Write Longer
  19. We live in a sociaty where pizza gets to your house before the police about 3 hours ago via Write Longer
  20. Flies spread disease, keep yours zipped. about 3 hours ago via Write Longer