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TBoltBananas

Patrick Bateman, We are babies crippled in Christ, Patrick Bateman, I fucked God up the ass! about 3 hours ago via web
Mrs. Brown's Boys is hilarious!!! about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android
zachbraff What direction is "One Direction" headed? I need to make sure I am headed in the opposite direction. about 4 hours ago via web Retweeted by TBoltBananas and 6451 others
@Webby_6 pure sasij you are! time you going to dexters at? about 5 hours ago via web in reply to Webby_6
Look who's face is on my roach! twitter.com/TBoltBananas/s… 12:18 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android
Pure fucking yas man. Just found meh fucking passport! Yeehaw 10:27 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android
I don't hate all people. Just certain types of people. Like students or lads. 7:29 PM May 31st via web
After all he is a Beatle #previoustweet 7:22 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android
Ringo Starr should become a super villian and make people appreciate him more. 7:21 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android
has anybody ever told John Isner he has to win to get paid in Tennis, it isn't hourly! 11:30 AM May 31st via web
the best being Gary Caldwell #previoustweet 11:07 AM May 31st via web
Don't give a shit about England but why is Titus Bramble not in the England squad, easily the second best defender in the world! 10:47 AM May 31st via web
@liamfinlay31 yeah, it's pretty funny 9:11 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android in reply to liamfinlay31
liamfinlay31 Wish my name was schweinsteiger! Can't help but scream it like hitler when you say it. 7:40 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by TBoltBananas
@fleetf0xes july 4th? 4:39 AM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to fleetf0xes
@alannamac nah too good to be put on display haha 4:30 AM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to alannamac
think i may have rolled the perfect joint, was going to save it for tomorrow but it's so fucking perfect, it'd be rude not too, right? 5:21 PM May 29th via web
_merryhappy CINDY THIS BITCH IS MESSING UP MY FLOOR 4:54 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by TBoltBananas and 1 other
Jemena__ just downloaded "we belong here" a new track from @lostcitysoul give it a listen 6:10 AM May 29th via web Retweeted by TBoltBananas and 1 other
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