TAestP
- NEW POST! HOLY CRAP! NEW POST!
3:01 AM Nov 7th from web
- Ever had bad gas to the point you stunk up your bedroom horribly?
My dog did this last night. I locked her in the bedroom with my wife..:-)2:21 PM Oct 17th from web
- The best thing about Twitter's 140-character limit is that it keeps profanity-prone me from inadvertently using any unnecessary motherfu1:47 AM Oct 17th from web
- intestines, sour cream, and Flowers of Sulfur.12:54 AM Oct 15th from txt
- @ Yo mama so fat, movie theatre popcorn now comes in FOUR sizes: Small, Medium Large, and YO MAMA.12:49 AM Oct 15th from web in reply to THE_REAL_SHAQ
- Also, just because I told you your order was $10 dollars instead of $75, nowhere in the world will get you a $65 discount because of a v ...7:21 PM Oct 12th from txt
- ing fool!7:21 PM Oct 12th from txt
- Attention all bitches of the world: Just because a technician tells you an RX has refills, does not add refills to it upon the discovery ...7:18 PM Oct 12th from txt
- I'm getting drunk with my wife right now6:05 PM Oct 10th from txt
- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.9:54 PM Sep 30th from web
- If anyone in the world likes banana flavored laffy taffy, they would hit the jackpot pilfering through my trash tomorrow9:36 PM Sep 29th from txt
- Any time I drive any-fucking-where these days the DoT has one lane closed! Doesn't matter if it's interstate, county road, or divide hig ...2:03 PM Sep 24th from txt
- FRM:CDC
MSG:CDC reports 4,569 flu & pneumonia-associated hospitalizations & 364 deaths in U.S.5:22 AM Sep 19th from txt
- boys). Please tell him to shoot himself for my amusement!
He is one of the WORST people in the world and doesn't deserve to smell the s ...1:24 AM Sep 19th from txt
- om my DOG'S ASS1:24 AM Sep 19th from txt
- @ - Hey Puff-A-Luff, I bet you're tight with Kanye West (both of you are rich, whiny, punkass bitches that dress like jack-off, ...1:24 AM Sep 19th from txt
- Michael Phelps is an ugly motherfucker
He's a better swimmer. He's got more gold medals. He's got more money.
I can't gnaw through ro ......1:00 AM Sep 19th from txt
- Banana laffy taffy -- the grossest flavor ever created...7:51 PM Sep 17th from txt
- Kanye at Swayze's funeral: "I'll let u get back to your funeral in a minute, but Michael Jackson had the best death of the year. Just sa ...4:52 PM Sep 15th from txt
- ngle day
How can a pharmacist get a new ride when my hours permit everyone else constant access to me but restrict my access to all el ......1:07 PM Sep 15th from txt
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- Name TAestP
- Location USA
- Web http://www.theang...
- Bio You want your prescription filled when? Bite me.
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