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  1. I fucking hate Christmas carols...especially when sung by groups of unenthusiastic people!!!
  2. "My Bloody Valentine" is the 2nd worst movie I've ever seen. Not near as bad as "The Fourth Kind" -- But atrocious in its own right!
  3. When she left, she said, "bye bye babyface." I didn't miss a beat in saying, "Bye bye Jabba the Hut."
  4. NEW POST! HOLY CRAP! NEW POST! http://www.theangriestpharm...
  5. Ever had bad gas to the point you stunk up your bedroom horribly? My dog did this last night. I locked her in the bedroom with my wife..:-)
  6. The best thing about Twitter's 140-character limit is that it keeps profanity-prone me from inadvertently using any unnecessary motherfu
  7. intestines, sour cream, and Flowers of Sulfur.
  8. @THE_REAL_SHAQ Yo mama so fat, movie theatre popcorn now comes in FOUR sizes: Small, Medium Large, and YO MAMA.
  9. Also, just because I told you your order was $10 dollars instead of $75, nowhere in the world will get you a $65 discount because of a v ...
  10. ing fool!
  11. Attention all bitches of the world: Just because a technician tells you an RX has refills, does not add refills to it upon the discovery ...
  12. I'm getting drunk with my wife right now
  13. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
  14. If anyone in the world likes banana flavored laffy taffy, they would hit the jackpot pilfering through my trash tomorrow
  15. Any time I drive any-fucking-where these days the DoT has one lane closed! Doesn't matter if it's interstate, county road, or divide hig ...
  16. FRM:CDC MSG:CDC reports 4,569 flu & pneumonia-associated hospitalizations & 364 deaths in U.S.
  17. boys). Please tell him to shoot himself for my amusement! He is one of the WORST people in the world and doesn't deserve to smell the s ...
  18. om my DOG'S ASS
  19. @iamdiddy - Hey Puff-A-Luff, I bet you're tight with Kanye West (both of you are rich, whiny, punkass bitches that dress like jack-off, ...
  20. Michael Phelps is an ugly motherfucker He's a better swimmer. He's got more gold medals. He's got more money. I can't gnaw through ro ... ...