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TAestP

  1. It takes a big man to hit a poor little animal you piece of shit. 12:58 AM Jun 1st via txt
  2. Holy shit. I'm drunk. I love Southern Comfort. SOCO SOCO SOCO! 12:44 AM Jun 1st via txt
  3. What I'm really looking forward to is Franklin and Bash. Man I love MPG! 11:37 PM May 31st via txt
  4. This weeks episode of Men at Work on TBS was really funny! 11:36 PM May 31st via txt
  5. TICKLE FIGHT! Who's in? 11:19 PM May 31st via txt
  6. A hooker's toothbrush...HAHAHA 7:06 PM May 30th via txt
  7. RT @Beckagog: Try to get this trending to help save an awesome show we both like! @FOXBroadcasting #SaveTheFinder 8:33 PM May 13th via txt
  8. I love Geoff Stults and #TheFinder -- such a cool ass show. 1:32 AM May 12th via txt
  9. Are there sexier words a woman can say than "do you wanna watch a star wars tonight?" 6:18 PM May 7th via txt
  10. Just had a nurse call me and ask what APICAL meant....Atenolol sig for hold if apical pulse < 56 1:13 PM May 6th via txt
  11. Omg The Avengers rocked!!! 11:42 PM May 5th via txt
  12. I f-ing LOVE these things! lockerz.com/s/205179963 12:41 PM Apr 29th via Echofon
  13. @SpannyTampson Glass bottles send a better, "GFY, Pig!" proclamation. I'd start there. 12:22 PM Apr 29th via Echofon in reply to SpannyTampson
  14. @SpannyTampson yeah unless you wave a gun at them or scream, "Jihad!!! Death to the infidels!!!" as you pass by, you're pretty well safe... 11:55 AM Apr 29th via Echofon in reply to SpannyTampson
  15. "...he might pull me over and give me that 'Good Driver of the Day' award I've been eyeing for so long! I just wanna win for the parade" 11:49 AM Apr 29th via Echofon
  16. It's like people think, "If I slow from 70 to 65mph, I'll get to stare and laugh at the misfortunes of others, and....." 11:39 AM Apr 29th via Echofon
  17. WHEN YOU PASS AN COP WITH SOMEONE STOPPED, DO NOT SLOW DOWN BELOW THE LIMIT! His only concern is in front of him. You don't even register! 11:27 AM Apr 29th via Echofon
  18. DO NOT: STARE, STAY IN THE RIGHTMOST LANE (GTF OVER! It's {moth-like} idiots like you that kill cops during stops), and most importantly... 11:22 AM Apr 29th via Echofon
  19. ATTN DICKWADS, ASSHOLES, AND PUNK ASS BITCHES: When a cop has someone pulled over, he doesn't give a FLYING FUCK about you. 11:16 AM Apr 29th via Echofon
  20. Stupid hold music makes me angry 4:22 PM Apr 22nd via txt
  • Name Angriest Pharmacist
  • Location USA
  • Web http://www.theang...
  • Bio I'm TheAngriestPharmacist (@TAestP) -- and you're here to pick up the knowledge I'm throwin' down.
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