TAestP
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I fucking hate Christmas carols...especially when sung by groups of unenthusiastic people!!!
7:53 PM Nov 21st
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"My Bloody Valentine" is the 2nd worst movie I've ever seen. Not near as bad as "The Fourth Kind" -- But atrocious in its own right!
9:41 PM Nov 14th
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When she left, she said, "bye bye babyface." I didn't miss a beat in saying, "Bye bye Jabba the Hut."
1:39 PM Nov 11th
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NEW POST! HOLY CRAP! NEW POST!
3:01 AM Nov 7th
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Ever had bad gas to the point you stunk up your bedroom horribly?
My dog did this last night. I locked her in the bedroom with my wife..:-)
2:21 PM Oct 17th
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The best thing about Twitter's 140-character limit is that it keeps profanity-prone me from inadvertently using any unnecessary motherfu
1:47 AM Oct 17th
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intestines, sour cream, and Flowers of Sulfur.
12:54 AM Oct 15th
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@ Yo mama so fat, movie theatre popcorn now comes in FOUR sizes: Small, Medium Large, and YO MAMA.
12:49 AM Oct 15th
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in reply to THE_REAL_SHAQ
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Also, just because I told you your order was $10 dollars instead of $75, nowhere in the world will get you a $65 discount because of a v
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7:21 PM Oct 12th
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ing fool!
7:21 PM Oct 12th
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Attention all bitches of the world: Just because a technician tells you an RX has refills, does not add refills to it upon the discovery
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7:18 PM Oct 12th
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I'm getting drunk with my wife right now
6:05 PM Oct 10th
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As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
9:54 PM Sep 30th
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If anyone in the world likes banana flavored laffy taffy, they would hit the jackpot pilfering through my trash tomorrow
9:36 PM Sep 29th
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Any time I drive any-fucking-where these days the DoT has one lane closed! Doesn't matter if it's interstate, county road, or divide hig
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2:03 PM Sep 24th
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FRM:CDC
MSG:CDC reports 4,569 flu & pneumonia-associated hospitalizations & 364 deaths in U.S.
5:22 AM Sep 19th
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boys). Please tell him to shoot himself for my amusement!
He is one of the WORST people in the world and doesn't deserve to smell the s
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1:24 AM Sep 19th
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om my DOG'S ASS
1:24 AM Sep 19th
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@ - Hey Puff-A-Luff, I bet you're tight with Kanye West (both of you are rich, whiny, punkass bitches that dress like jack-off,
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1:24 AM Sep 19th
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Michael Phelps is an ugly motherfucker
He's a better swimmer. He's got more gold medals. He's got more money.
I can't gnaw through ro ...
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1:00 AM Sep 19th
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- Name TAestP
- Location USA
- Web http://www.theang...
- Bio You want your prescription filled when? Bite me.
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