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Swoodhams96

Watching Panorama it says the Celtic cross is associated with Nazism, our new school is being built in the shape of a Celtic cross, awkward about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@JoeWynnPhotos Ciaran Morgan on page 3, I never thought I'd see the day. And I still haven't, what story is his namesake mentioned in? about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to JoeWynnPhotos
How much would UNICEF raise if they did a lottery to play in Socceraid, I'd love to have a few shots against Van Der Sar 12:46 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
@GeorgeHolt19X I might let you off then. #gym #hench ;) 11:04 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to GeorgeHolt19X
@GeorgeHolt19X I'm sorry! :'( haha why didn't you do the usual and ask the audience? 9:08 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to GeorgeHolt19X
@GeorgeHolt19X our run of 95 on Draw Something has come to an end :'( I thought we were gonna make it to 100... We'll do it next time ;) 8:04 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
Thagomizer thagomizer baby you're a thagomizer #replacebritneyspearslyricswithapartofadinosaursanatomy 6:07 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
My stepdad bought a white iPhone today. He wasn't very impressed when I told him the black one runs faster 10:59 AM May 21st via Twitter for Android
@pat_mitchell96 @GaryLineker is insinuating it wasn't an apology 8:14 AM May 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to pat_mitchell96
@JoeWynnPhotos a fellow bindipper there ;) 1:59 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android in reply to JoeWynnPhotos
@jack_gallimore no more spam please. Also it looks like whatever's hacked your account has also changed your bio, it says you go St"Amborse" 10:12 AM May 20th via Twitter for Android
#replacefilmtitleswithbacon The Men Who Stare At Bacon 10:12 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android
@GeorgeHolt19X @georgewhite358 Welbeck will link up well with Young and Rooney when he's playing 5:43 AM May 16th via Twitter for Android in reply to GeorgeHolt19X
@jack_gallimore it's ok, it's tired itself out and fallen asleep. But not after inflicting... mild lacerations! D: ;) 4:21 AM May 15th via Twitter for Android in reply to jack_gallimore
Being attacked by my cat whilst trying to revise 3:25 AM May 15th via Twitter for Android
RLukeSmallwood i eat so much crap when im off school 9:47 AM May 14th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by Swoodhams96
Paul Foot just managed to talk about shire horses for 15 minutes... and make it funny :D 3:24 PM May 11th via Twitter for Android
I learnt what to do with a vintage wine today: throw it out two days early. 10:35 AM May 9th via Twitter for Android
I wish I was better at revising 3:12 PM May 8th via Twitter for Android
In Edinburghs Pentland Hills ward, Prof.Pongoo(claimed to come from space&campaigned in a giant penguin costume)won more votes than Lib Dems 9:03 AM May 7th via Twitter for Android