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Swoodhams96

  1. Watching Panorama it says the Celtic cross is associated with Nazism, our new school is being built in the shape of a Celtic cross, awkward
  2. @JoeWynnPhotos Ciaran Morgan on page 3, I never thought I'd see the day. And I still haven't, what story is his namesake mentioned in?
  3. How much would UNICEF raise if they did a lottery to play in Socceraid, I'd love to have a few shots against Van Der Sar
  4. @GeorgeHolt19X I might let you off then. #gym #hench ;)
  5. @GeorgeHolt19X I'm sorry! :'( haha why didn't you do the usual and ask the audience?
  6. @GeorgeHolt19X our run of 95 on Draw Something has come to an end :'( I thought we were gonna make it to 100... We'll do it next time ;)
  7. Thagomizer thagomizer baby you're a thagomizer #replacebritneyspearslyricswithapartofadinosaursanatomy
  8. My stepdad bought a white iPhone today. He wasn't very impressed when I told him the black one runs faster
  9. @pat_mitchell96 @GaryLineker is insinuating it wasn't an apology
  10. @JoeWynnPhotos a fellow bindipper there ;)
  11. @jack_gallimore no more spam please. Also it looks like whatever's hacked your account has also changed your bio, it says you go St"Amborse"
  12. #replacefilmtitleswithbacon The Men Who Stare At Bacon
  13. @GeorgeHolt19X @georgewhite358 Welbeck will link up well with Young and Rooney when he's playing
  14. @jack_gallimore it's ok, it's tired itself out and fallen asleep. But not after inflicting... mild lacerations! D: ;)
  15. Being attacked by my cat whilst trying to revise
  16. Paul Foot just managed to talk about shire horses for 15 minutes... and make it funny :D
  17. I learnt what to do with a vintage wine today: throw it out two days early.
  18. I wish I was better at revising
  19. In Edinburghs Pentland Hills ward, Prof.Pongoo(claimed to come from space&campaigned in a giant penguin costume)won more votes than Lib Dems