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  1. @DocMaureen More from the same festive holiday jingle: "Father Christmas, give us some money, we'll beat you up if you make us some noise." about 2 hours ago from web in reply to DocMaureen
  2. @AliceWndrlnd I've still got nothing. I'm just going to assume it has something to do with pimples and give up. about 2 hours ago from web in reply to AliceWndrlnd
  3. Christmas music trying to send me on guilt trip: "But remember the kids who got nothing, when you're drinking down your wine." It's VODKA. about 4 hours ago from web
  4. Win a Christmas mix CD from Midwest Mom Kelsey: http://mdwestmom.blogspot.c... about 7 hours ago from web
  5. I am looking at Etsy for baby toys, and I am DYING from all the pictures of cute babies in knitted hats. AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! 5:25 PM Nov 27th from web
  6. Christmas music. IT'S ON. 5:08 PM Nov 27th from web
  7. @noirbettie Or, my sil says niece likes opening flaps. So maybe something with flaps. 10:24 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to noirbettie
  8. @noirbettie I don't even KNOW. Maybe, like, a soft box with soft shapes to put into it and dump out of it? 10:15 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to noirbettie
  9. Experiment: made homemade macaroni and cheese, but used broccoli instead of noodles. Report: SUCCESS. Yum vegetable casserole dish. 1:28 PM Nov 26th from web
  10. What do 9-month-old babies like to play with? 10:38 AM Nov 26th from web
  11. You know what's in surprisingly short supply on Etsy? Baby toys. 10:28 AM Nov 26th from web
  12. Holy crap, Cosmo for $5/year?? @TemerityJane , take note! http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0...=nosim/?tag=88K18-20 7:18 AM Nov 26th from web
  13. @Lifeinatinytown We could do a different list. Like, "Things We Would Buy If We Were Super Rich." I'll start: house for only me, maid... 7:14 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to Lifeinatinytown
  14. Me to departing Paul/William: "Good luck finding owl barf!" Really never thought I'd associate owl barf with good luck. 6:14 AM Nov 26th from web
  15. @TemerityJane OMG, I used to use Flex too! 5:46 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to TemerityJane
  16. @noirbettie DELICIOUSLY tacky! And totally justifiable: We are too BUSY cooking THANKSGIVING DINNER to cook BREAKFAST. 5:37 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to noirbettie
  17. @grace134 New proverb: "She who has never had an asshole boyfriend has not done enough dating to be sure she's found The Right Guy." 5:36 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to grace134
  18. Rule: Radio stations may not play startling noises such as sirens. I. am. DRIVING. 5:30 AM Nov 26th from web
  19. Weather-based ad campaigns are so silly: "Warm up with free shipping!" Whuh? 5:06 AM Nov 26th from web
  20. @picklesdimes What! What what what! Release helium balloons! Sound trumps! 4:42 PM Nov 25th from web