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Swissfleas

  1. My dermatologist wants me to use steroid cream--any ideas @josecanseco ? 10:23 PM May 6th via txt
  2. at&t has shitty customer service and mentally retarded technicians 10:58 AM May 3rd via txt
  3. at&t is the worst fucking isp in the fucking world--fuck at&t 10:57 AM May 3rd via txt
  4. I feel sick and shamey 11:58 AM Apr 1st via txt
  5. After a 100,000 person party there is a 100,000 person walk of shame 11:29 AM Apr 1st via txt
  6. Just witnessed some cat-bulldog love 6:22 PM Mar 24th via txt
  7. puke some tacos or Mexican semesn into the floor 9:31 PM Mar 23rd via txt
  8. Fuck! I'm bored! #imfuckinbored 5:13 PM Mar 22nd via txt
  9. Chad Vader is a national treasure 6:05 PM Mar 19th via txt
  10. What should I have for lunch? 9:31 AM Mar 16th via txt
  11. Waste case 9:26 AM Mar 16th via txt
  12. The day I encourage someone to flatuate is not today. 1:35 PM Mar 15th via txt
  13. I invented the term 'Burt's Beej' and for that I am awesome. 7:21 PM Mar 10th via txt
  14. Smoked pork chops and Jesus juice 5:15 PM Mar 10th via txt
  15. I`m tweeting from the wii 9:49 PM Mar 3rd via Mobile Web
  16. I officially retire from being a kiddo. 4:26 PM Feb 25th via txt
  17. Like Swamp People on Netfrick has 3 options #likeswamppeopleonnetfrick 7:40 PM Feb 14th via txt
  18. Blarp. 1:48 PM Feb 13th via web
  19. @watermelonlava I had cemita poblana which is apparently a weird burger thing 'twas good 2:27 PM Feb 11th via txt
  20. but unimpressed with @pauladeen #trollingpauladeen 12:48 PM Feb 11th via txt
  • Name Glarf Harnoffleman
  • Location Lawrence, KS
  • Bio Well shit, man. I pretty much just read Firehouse and stare at my toes as they transmorphulate.
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