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Keith to me: "Beasley, ur flat..again." Some things never change.12:37 PM Jul 3rd from txt
at soundcheck in Nashville for concert tonite.. back on stage w AVB/Keith Lancater.. holla!11:03 AM Jul 3rd from txt
http://twitpic.com/92039 - Eating lunch tday@world's greatest rest--SATCO, Nashville!9:58 AM Jul 2nd from TwitPic
http://twitpic.com/8zf2r - I am an acquired taste (thats not often acquired). Looking4someone2blame4my annoying Tweets? Its THESE ppl! N ...2:47 PM Jul 1st from TwitPic
Isn't it time Matt Damon won an Oscar? I would be a sexy beast in that mustache! http://bit.ly/YgJAQ2:14 PM Jul 1st from web
IYI, Garrison Keillor is featured on American Masters tnite. Keillor is like Beethoven-We'dHav2InventHimIfWeDidntHavHim! http://bit.ly/Opm4l10:51 AM Jul 1st from web
Newsweeks "What to read now. And why." http://bit.ly/4SXbJ We Beasleys were in a bookstore once. Dad went in2get directions2a Piggly Wiggly.5:46 AM Jul 1st from web
Time interview w Jeff Tweedy. Take a look. After you buy the record, of course..http://bit.ly/l4dOS4:44 PM Jun 30th from web
The initial print run of that new Dan Brown book will be 5-6 million copies. Pretty sure that's a sign of the apocalypse.4:15 PM Jun 30th from web
@RunMichael If pilots told the truth:"We put in the engine upside down. Theres1wrench in the entire galaxy tht wil fix it..&its inMadagascar4:07 PM Jun 30th from web
@laurenconrad http://twitpic.com/8vxe8 - If I were homeless, I would keep warm by hobo fires..and pictures of you!3:51 PM Jun 30th from TwitPic
When you're done cryin from Michael Jackson's "She's Out of My Life," iTunes has Wilco's _Yankee Hotel Foxtrot_ for $7.99.3:33 PM Jun 30th from web
"Wilco will love you baby"1:07 PM Jun 30th from web
@journeyfilm Congrats, JB!! One of these days...10:12 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to journeyfilm
At ASU. Black male janitor to ladies restroom: "Anyone in here? Do not be afraid. It's just a friendly Negro."6:34 AM Jun 30th from Twitterrific
At hospital getting CT scan of ribs & MRI of leg. If I dont make it, those shirtless pics of Tom Brady under my matress arent mine1:53 PM Jun 29th from txt
http://twitpic.com/8rlqn - Ths wks bk. Confession time: Ive been going 2 mixed martial arts/UFC class 4 a few wks now. I got kicked in t ...9:39 AM Jun 29th from TwitPic
What in the world happened at the Western States 100? Did ANY of the favorites even finish??11:43 AM Jun 28th from web
"Sisters Keeper" is the ANTI-"Hurt Locker"! I was crying b4 the opening credits were over. I was pruny by the end.IWasDehydrated&NeededAnIV!7:11 AM Jun 28th from web
It is impossible2b mentaly prepared4tht switch! It is not just that they r not similar--they are polar opposites![cont]7:08 AM Jun 28th from web

Name Shannon Beasley
Location Paragould, Arkansas
Web http://beasley.wo...
Bio I swim. I bike. I run. I teach college. I'm slower than you. I promise. In '07 I was voted Worst Athlete in History of World.