SwimBikeRunDude
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My cellphone bill is so big it has a comma in it you guys. I need Tiger-Woods-divorce-attorney money to pay it!
about 6 hours ago
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Iran plans 2 build 10 more nuclear enrichment plants. The US has ONE, in Paducah, KY. Whats the over-under on # of ppl killed b4 world acts?
about 6 hours ago
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If you don't read books, the world is smaller. If you don't read books, your mind starves.
about 6 hours ago
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@ The edges ARE done. Hence the stalemate.
about 7 hours ago
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- Ths wks bk. Most nights I just sit home alone, under my Slanket, eating Cheez Whiz out of the can--you know how I
about 7 hours ago
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Chelsea Clinton Is Engaged. Looks like I'll be throwing out yet another of my crocheted pillowcases you guys.
about 7 hours ago
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Ran 110 miles last wk..and still..my body is in the shape of..a..a..square. I look like a marshmallow.
about 7 hours ago
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There is a REALLY cute girl in this B&N. But I can't see what book she's reading so I don't know whether I like her or not.
1:11 PM Nov 29th
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- This is totally gay. Why didn't *I* think of it!
12:48 PM Nov 29th
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Why r cereal boxes&bags so frustrating2open&wont stay closed. THAT SLOT! In its200yr history no one has improvd on the cardboard box? Srsly?
11:14 AM Nov 29th
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NYT also says every other child you see in St. Louis, Memphis, & New Orleans is on food stamps. That's either a lie..or an epidemic.
10:54 AM Nov 29th
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Tday's NYT says 1 out of every 8 Americans and 1 out of every 4 kids has to use food stamps in order to eat. ... I smell bullsh*t.
10:50 AM Nov 29th
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First Sunday in Advent! My fav!! ... But who ARE these random ppl on my pew??? They r moochers here 4 free fruitcake! I see you.
8:59 AM Nov 29th
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@ You might get a kick outta this..
7:02 AM Nov 27th
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in reply to kylebjohnson
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What's Mom serving with that Thanksgiving turkey today? Lots of criticism and a big bowl of disappointment, as per usually.
8:08 AM Nov 26th
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- @ This made me think of you. Is it yours? Regardless, me & my fat pants I've laid out for tmrw wish
6:57 PM Nov 25th
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Thanksgiving: Forcing you to be with your family since 1621. ... Stoopid Pilgrims.
6:51 PM Nov 25th
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RT @: Tuesday 11/24 - Charlie Rose Brain Series Episode Two : The Perceiving Brain – Sight and Visual Perception
11:43 AM Nov 24th
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LOVED this from Seth yesterday. Especially #7 and what works..
8:18 AM Nov 24th
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Nat'l debt now a record $12 trillion. Price 4 servicing the debt wil b a record $700 billion a yr in 2019.. Sadly, records r meant2b broken!
8:00 AM Nov 24th
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- Name Shannon Beasley
- Location Paragould, Arkansas
- Web http://beasley.wo...
- Bio I swim. I bike. I run. I teach college. I clock beats. I'm slower than you. I promise. In '08 I was voted Worst Athlete in History of World.
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