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Oh for fucks sake, I just opened TV Tropes again. 8:08 PM May 22nd via web
Finally get CS: GO Beta key. Don't give a fuck because @dayzdevteam have this game out, maybe you heard of it. 6:57 PM May 18th via web
@Tautroll ...You WANT to do housework? Sweden sure is a funny place. 10:23 AM May 17th via web in reply to Tautroll
@Tautroll You're actually annoyed that a guy is doing the housework? 10:14 AM May 17th via web in reply to Tautroll
The best part about DayZ is the big middle finger of 'this is why mod support is good' to EA and Activision. 2:50 PM May 16th via web
Would not like to be the Blizzard server technician this morning. 12:06 AM May 15th via web
Paul Merton can go fuck himself in the face for the worst show I have ever seen. I'd call it a joke but that would be doing too much credit. 2:28 PM May 6th via web
@SemmlertheRiot When @Mr2tal takes the mic and interviews the interviewer...that's more 'mr2' than playing engineer and hating casuals. 7:18 AM May 6th via web in reply to SemmlertheRiot
@ProgrammerarN Hey, I used fraps to record some BLC and since then my esc key won't work in games. Any ideas? #blc 7:26 PM May 4th via web
@MrX1001 Not happening in the UK, seeing as most people think 5mb DSL that doesn't fucking work half the time is perfectly acceptable. 4:37 PM May 2nd via web in reply to MrX1001
@MrX1001 All UK ISPs have been ordered to block it by the courts. 4:27 PM May 2nd via web in reply to MrX1001
@Mr2tal Traitor. 5:09 AM May 1st via web in reply to Mr2tal
Streaming some threes with the trees and godmode rage over internet; twitch.tv/maglame 12:33 PM Apr 30th via web
@QuanticNaNi Keep practicing gogogogogo 2:30 AM Apr 30th via web in reply to QuanticNaNi
@DN_thunder @x6Diablo Who's your third? Saw you playing with Choperius the other day. 3:37 PM Apr 29th via web in reply to DN_thunder
Maglame is complementing men far too much: twitch.tv/maglame 12:13 PM Apr 28th via web
Streaming dem threes @ twitch.tv/maglame 9:25 AM Apr 28th via web
Back to the Forest, Rambi tries not to rage edition: twitch.tv/maglame 6:08 AM Apr 28th via web
Listen to really loud shitty music played by faggots in the background twitch.tv/maglame 1:16 PM Apr 27th via web
The glorious return, part deux twitch.tv/maglame 7:44 AM Apr 27th via web