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Sweet_Satire

  1. Also, my roommate is blasting sappy love songs. It is a known fact, unless you play her music yourself, Norah Jones makes people wanna cut. 10:57 AM Mar 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Of course, the weekend I'm so sick I can't move is the one where the BEST TIME ANYWHERE EVER happens. Dammit. 10:56 AM Mar 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Introduced my students to the musical stylings of Otis Redding today. Clearly they were instant fans. 12:27 PM Mar 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Yep, @harto is TOTALLY my type: adorable, cooler than me, far away, and totally unattainable. 6:23 AM Mar 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @DtoBrooklyn @siamkittie COME SEEE MEEEE!!!! I miss you guys like FUCKALL. 7:18 AM Mar 8th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DtoBrooklyn
  6. Oh my dog, I still have twitter. 6:29 PM Mar 4th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. I need a Chicago lesbian to tell me about the girlparties. Just as soon as I get my furniture here. :-P 3:52 PM Dec 11th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  8. I need an anonymous benefactor to pay off the $25000 debt my ex created on my credit so that I can get my MSW and work with LGBT youth. :-/ 10:58 AM Oct 1st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  9. So. Depressed. 10:27 PM Sep 21st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Had the saddest nightmare of my life. The worst part? There is nobody on earth who would understand why it was so sad. Never felt so alone. 8:28 AM Sep 13th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I love it! RT @DtoBrooklyn: Cause of @Sweet_Satire Robyn is my spirit animal tonight. 7:14 PM Aug 29th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Whoo! I found a great LGBT youth organization to volunteer with! Let's hope I can get my application in before the fall training deadline! 1:40 PM Aug 29th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Dirty Dirty Girl yfrog.com/kkg30gzj 4:41 PM Aug 21st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Just signed up for the Warrior Dash 5k next month, and decided to train for the 10 mile Tough Mudder this spring. Woooooo!!! 1:46 PM Aug 21st, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Today I got up at 5am, drove to Wisconsin, and beasted out on the Dirty Girl Mud Run 5k obstacle course. It was sick! yfrog.com/gyx61ooj 2:37 PM Aug 20th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @KicksLikeAGirl it was awesome! Thanks for the well-wishes! 2:34 PM Aug 20th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KicksLikeAGirl
  17. Death Penalty! NO. MERCY. nydailynews.com/ny_local/2011/… 8:36 AM Aug 19th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @thelibra fuck yeah! 10:09 PM Aug 18th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thelibra
  19. And the new Weeknd mixtape dropped today, so I am fucking thrilled! #HighForThis #Thursday @theweekndxo 10:09 PM Aug 18th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  20. So excited to do the Dirty Girl Mud Run on Saturday! 5k of badass women and ass-kicking obstacles! Yay @godirtygirl!! 9:56 PM Aug 18th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone