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  1. My Irish uncle, based in UK, recently complained about lack of jobs in London due to "immigrants". I wonder how ANYONE could be so thick.
  2. On my fourth try, I've managed to pin my hair up without it smarting like an amputation. Damn this sensitive scalp!
  3. @MarkWalsh It suits them more than they suit each other *melts*
  4. @MarkWalsh Your link has inspired in me spasms of joy. Oh, wait ... No, I'm having a fit. Flashing lights are bad.
  5. @KevinLehane You can totally chase Lucie's ass now; I hear she's got a few free weekends coming up :)
  6. Naaaaow. After all that Jedward-related excitement, I best get back to work.
  7. Seriously, kids, it's not as if #xfactor has ANTHING to do with music anyway. Lighten up and have a giggle, for fuck's sake.
  8. The #xfactor result was absolutely too fucking funny.
  9. @darraghdoyle Spoke with Mike a few times, haven't been able to get him all week though. Sure I'll just show up and see what happens ;)
  10. @darraghdoyle Not specifically. Was heading there tomorrow, wasn't sure re: set-up - meeja types to check in, or completely informal? :)
  11. @eolai Nice reference. You iz down with teh pop culchur.
  12. @KevinLehane Fact: You have worms. Fact.
  13. @darraghdoyle Really? They're not great at replying to emails. Been trying to get a hold of 'em for days.
  14. @conoro I adore it. It makes me laugh like the most flamboyant of drains.
  15. Writing while @fearganainim watches Sons of Anarchy in the background. It's the most unintentionally hilarious TV show EVER.
  16. @KevinLehane You're so connected. You're like a great big Meccano-monster-man.
  17. Oh, fuck it. I admit it, I love Modern Family.
  18. My feet are freezing. How I would like some manner of Old English Sheepdog for under my desk! He would be sedated, naturally.
  19. @KevinLehane Oh dear. REAL Norries use Glocks these days.
  20. @KevinLehane It's true. You would find it impossible to pass as charming or as a gentleman. You, sir, are a cad and a Norrie.