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  1. I plan on vegging out when I get home. Vegging out like a giant fucking turnip. Youse lot will have to wait another day for Sweary's Jaw.
  2. @swearimnotpaul and I sift through the latest X Factor show! Good of us, no? http://bit.ly/5M54lU/
  3. Even more tired than I normally am on Monday mornings. Completely self-inflicted, but I demand sympathy all the same.
  4. I always pronounce Top Gear in a Dub accent. It really brings a poignant humour to the proceedings.
  5. RT @grimmers: Never has a day been so dark or an evening so grim, my hearts bleeds and my punctured soul weeps....as Jedward become Deadward
  6. @KevinLehane wtf wtf wtf wtf tell me now!
  7. RT @psneeze: This Irish Times pic of the Cork floods is one of the funniest http://bit.ly/6BRvHX
  8. @eolai ALL chocolate? I think the tay has killed your tay-stebuds.
  9. Woooo! I just went for a run! I am so healthy, I shit fresh air.
  10. @eolai @DarrenByrne Yorkies are the plonkers of the chocolate world. They're boring and stodgy and shite. Without the ads, they're nothing.
  11. @KevinLehane I know you. You'll get horrible weird round Deirdre Barlow 3D glasses because you think the trendy ones look odd.
  12. Should you be on the Late Late if I've never heard of you? Should I be watching the Late Late at my age? So many questions, so little wine.
  13. Someone pluck poor Jim Fahy out of the floodwaters and give him a cuppa soup ... hardest working man in RTE, he's NEVER out of an anorak.
  14. @UnaMullally Me. I should have thought that was obvious.
  15. @finndelaney Really? Jaysus, next you'll be telling me you're underwhelmed by Basil Fawlty.
  16. @UnaMullaly By the by, I know transcendence doesn't quite fit here, but I'm calling poetic licence.
  17. @UnaMullally Under the sea! Under the sea! Behold Corks transcendence to their independence UNDER THE SEA!
  18. @nmcgivney Brilliant. I'm using that.
  19. @eolai Holy McGoly! That IS rare. I must go right over and take a sconse!
  20. Why oh why can't I get into The Thick Of It? http://www.coddlepot.com/20...