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  1. I plan on vegging out when I get home. Vegging out like a giant fucking turnip. Youse lot will have to wait another day for Sweary's Jaw. about 3 hours ago from web
  2. @swearimnotpaul and I sift through the latest X Factor show! Good of us, no? http://bit.ly/5M54lU/ about 8 hours ago from web
  3. Even more tired than I normally am on Monday mornings. Completely self-inflicted, but I demand sympathy all the same. about 9 hours ago from web
  4. I always pronounce Top Gear in a Dub accent. It really brings a poignant humour to the proceedings. about 22 hours ago from web
  5. RT @grimmers: Never has a day been so dark or an evening so grim, my hearts bleeds and my punctured soul weeps....as Jedward become Deadward about 22 hours ago from web
  6. @KevinLehane wtf wtf wtf wtf tell me now! 6:02 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to KevinLehane
  7. RT @psneeze: This Irish Times pic of the Cork floods is one of the funniest http://bit.ly/6BRvHX 4:32 AM Nov 21st from web
  8. @eolai ALL chocolate? I think the tay has killed your tay-stebuds. 4:32 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to eolai
  9. Woooo! I just went for a run! I am so healthy, I shit fresh air. 4:19 AM Nov 21st from web
  10. @eolai @DarrenByrne Yorkies are the plonkers of the chocolate world. They're boring and stodgy and shite. Without the ads, they're nothing. 4:17 AM Nov 21st from web
  11. @KevinLehane I know you. You'll get horrible weird round Deirdre Barlow 3D glasses because you think the trendy ones look odd. 3:14 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to KevinLehane
  12. Should you be on the Late Late if I've never heard of you? Should I be watching the Late Late at my age? So many questions, so little wine. 3:11 PM Nov 20th from web
  13. Someone pluck poor Jim Fahy out of the floodwaters and give him a cuppa soup ... hardest working man in RTE, he's NEVER out of an anorak. 1:14 PM Nov 20th from web
  14. @UnaMullally Me. I should have thought that was obvious. 2:57 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to UnaMullally
  15. @finndelaney Really? Jaysus, next you'll be telling me you're underwhelmed by Basil Fawlty. 2:39 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to finndelaney
  16. @UnaMullaly By the by, I know transcendence doesn't quite fit here, but I'm calling poetic licence. 2:33 AM Nov 20th from web
  17. @UnaMullally Under the sea! Under the sea! Behold Corks transcendence to their independence UNDER THE SEA! 2:32 AM Nov 20th from web
  18. @nmcgivney Brilliant. I'm using that. 2:09 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to nmcgivney
  19. @eolai Holy McGoly! That IS rare. I must go right over and take a sconse! 2:09 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to eolai
  20. Why oh why can't I get into The Thick Of It? http://www.coddlepot.com/20... 1:56 AM Nov 20th from web
  • Name SwearyLady
  • Location Cork
  • Web http://www.coddle...
  • Bio Writer. Blogger. Verbose crank. Occasionally amusing, but not when startled.
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