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Swayzecheese

Yaaaaaaaa buuuuuddddyyyy!!! @LAKings road warriors!!! 10 straight tie playoff record for road wins about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Love those #otmagic montages lets go @LAKings about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Day 4 of 7 complete #overthehump. Home to watch the @LAKings continue their road dominance about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@tim_micallef Malta with a big 2-0 today against Luxembourg about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
MensHumor If your friends don’t make fun of you, they’re not really your friends. #Truth 1:30 PM Jun 1st via HootSuite Retweeted by Swayzecheese and 6834 others
That's one of the funnier things I've seen in a while #thechive twitter.com/Swayzecheese/s… 4:43 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
theScoreTicker The team that wins Game 1 has won the #StanleyCup 76.4% of the time since 1939. 8:15 PM May 30th via web Retweeted by Swayzecheese and 60 others
Yaaaaaa Buuuuuddddyyyy 3 more wins to crown the @LAKings cup champs!!! #onegameatatime 8:18 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
Day 1 complete 6 more to go, heading home to watch the @LAKings 4:34 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
Last evening off then 7 straight days @ the cheese #sniffingmilk 2:51 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
BlueJays .@BlueJays take the opening game of the 3 game series vs. @Orioles 6-2. ReTweet if you like this! 6:58 PM May 28th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by Swayzecheese and 825 others
MensHumor Summer is the time of year to find out what your friends with pools have been up to since last year. #Truth 11:30 AM May 28th via HootSuite Retweeted by Swayzecheese and 2257 others
@jen_mulligan best decision you'll ever make #iPhoneforthewin 4:20 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jen_mulligan
MensHumor I don't care what the expiration date says, I'm smelling the milk before I drink it. 9:00 AM May 25th via HootSuite Retweeted by Swayzecheese and 1947 others
celticfc Today is the 45th anniversary of our club's finest 90 minutes.Share your favourite Lisbon stories and we'll retweet a selection #LisbonLions 12:12 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Swayzecheese and 236 others
#spellingfailure 5:46 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
What a day that's done of the most fun I've had on a course in a while... Great group, happy I stayed sober 5:46 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
theroyalhalf Seriously, there is no reason the NHL can't schedule a Leafs-Oilers game on these off nights. 3:58 PM May 24th via Echofon Retweeted by Swayzecheese and 15 others
Beaut day for golf, good times #DD 1:55 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
And here we go tee off with the work group, let the shit show begin 7:04 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone