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  1. I'm awake and feel like arse to be quite frank. about 1 hour ago from mobile web
  2. Oh god, I've just dusted off JLO's old album... Must. Resist. Putting. It. In. The. CD. Player. Oh shit, am groovin, this isn't natural. about 9 hours ago from web
  3. I've needed to pee for the past 4 hours but still I refuse to go... Is my mind doing it's own personal challenge with my bladder!? about 9 hours ago from web
  4. If I can't find my camera for Florence & The Machine gig on Wed, I will be miffed. I'm just going to have to jump on stage and kidnap her. about 21 hours ago from web
  5. Forgot what a class film Oceans Eleven is. 3:54 PM Dec 5th from web
  6. Oh god. Really annoying posh toff drama on BBC2. Shot gun is pointed at the tv. 4:50 AM Dec 5th from mobile web
  7. About as fresh as Katie Price's fanny right now. 4:13 AM Dec 5th from mobile web
  8. Argh, Paloma Faith why is your album so addictive? 7:03 PM Dec 4th from web
  9. @cgalla2008 Bring. It. On! 4:40 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to cgalla2008
  10. @cgalla2008 Sounds... Dangerous. Could you possibly have a pump at the ready incase I don't make it to hospital in time!? 4:29 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to cgalla2008
  11. @cgalla2008 Hmmm let's see. Something that will make me happy, sleepy, grow some chest hair and maybe a bit of anal discharge? 4:24 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to cgalla2008
  12. This current moment in time, I could really be doing with some drugs. 4:06 PM Dec 4th from web
  13. Meh... 11:51 PM Dec 3rd from mobile web
  14. If only guns were legal in this country and shooting family members were allowed. 3:53 PM Dec 3rd from web
  15. "...her fingers are like what? 2 cm?... And fat!" OXY GOT A BEAT DOWN! 1:52 PM Dec 3rd from web
  16. I must be the only living human that's managed to set a flat mushroom on fire. 12:47 PM Dec 3rd from web
  17. http://twitpic.com/rzg9y - The new Scottish money is just stupid! If we get refused the old looking money in England we certainly aren't get 9:26 AM Dec 3rd from TwitPic
  18. I'm an official owner of these sexy fuckers... http://twitpic.com/jtqtm 9:11 AM Dec 3rd from web
  19. Eww. Crispy eyes. 12:56 AM Dec 3rd from mobile web
  20. Best movie intro ever?... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojydNb3Lrrs 5:25 PM Dec 2nd from web