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  1. What's black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart. Gr8 Xmas gift for horsey friends - http://tinyurl.com/yevjp8x
  2. Vet's notes: "Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this cow in calf." Gr8 Xmas gift for country folk...http://tinyurl.com/y98wh6p
  3. Dogs will come when you call them. Cats will get someone to take a message. Gr8 Xmas gift for dog lovers! http://tinyurl.com/yzvuvd6
  4. Which route should you take through the woods when riding an excitable horse? The psycho path. Gr8 Xmas gift! http://tinyurl.com/yevjp8x
  5. "Vet's notes: Ewe has had one healthy lamb, but no other abnormalities." Gr8 Xmas gift for countryside lovers! http://tinyurl.com/y98wh6p
  6. "Some days you're the dog; some days you're the lamp post." Gr8 Xmas gift for dog lovers! http://tinyurl.com/yzvuvd6
  7. "One of the most successful inventors was the man who invented the baling machine. He made a bundle." Gr8 gift! http://tinyurl.com/y98wh6p
  8. "Sometimes I think my horse will go clear in the Open class, then I regain consciousness." Gr8 horsey Xmas gift - http://tinyurl.com/yevjp8x
  9. "Sign on the door of a veterinary practice: Back in 10 minutes. Sit! Stay!” Gr8 Xmas gift for dog lovers...http://tinyurl.com/yzvuvd6
  10. "How to be a good cowboy - don't squat with your spurs on." Gr8 idea for country lover's Xmas gift? go http://tinyurl.com/y98wh6p
  11. "Horsey Terms 1: Colt: what your mare gives birth to when you desperately wanted a filly." Gr8 Xmas gift - http://tinyurl.com/yevjp8x
  12. "What do get if you cross a dog with an insolvency practitioner? A Golden Receiver" Gr8 Xmas gift for dog lovers http://tinyurl.com/y99wbem
  13. “Last week I got a lovely goat for my husband.” “I’ve seen your husband. It's not a bad swap.” Gr8 Xmas gift! http://tinyurl.com/y98wh6p
  14. "I used to run a riding school, but business kept falling off." Horsey jokes for Xmas - http://tinyurl.com/yevjp8x
  15. Dogs will fetch your slippers for you. Cats will drop a live mouse in one and leave you to solve the problem. http://tinyurl.com/y99wbem
  16. “I call my bull Carpenter. He’s always doing odd jobs. You should see him make a bolt for the door.” Gr8 gift! http://tinyurl.com/y98wh6p
  17. What has four legs and can see just as well from either end? A horse with its eyes closed...great gift idea!...http://tinyurl.com/yevjp8x
  18. Do you like horses? You'll love these...http://thesuzereport.blogspot.com/2009/11/canada-why-it-aint-us-state-part-957.html
  19. Come to Quebec and drive upside down...http://thesuzereport.blogspot.com/2009/11/canada-why-it-aint-us-state-part-956.html
  20. Wanna know more about Canada from a real insider? http://thesuzereport.blogspot.com/2009/11/canada-why-it-aint-us-state-part-956.html