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SuttonStarpants

  1. Looking forward to Thanksgiving with Dr. Grymm and family... Dining with steampunk royalty. I made pie :) 7:58 PM Nov 23rd, 2011 via web
  2. is seriously considering a blog. I need a place to air my grievances. 5:22 PM Nov 17th, 2011 via web
  3. @kingtofu ...kinda...? It was unexpected and therefore, unwelcome ;) 4:48 PM Nov 17th, 2011 via web in reply to kingtofu
  4. uuuuugh! Been away from twitter FOREVER! Everything is different. Now gotta re-learn everything... 4:32 PM Nov 17th, 2011 via web
  5. Thursday means lawnmowers vs my open windows. Lawnmowers win. Lawnmowers always win. Ugh 7:31 AM Jul 28th, 2011 via web
  6. Ok, so here are the rules: 1. No putting salt in your eye. 2. No deli ham in your pocket. 3. No impaling you parts with scissors. 6:40 PM Jul 27th, 2011 via web
  7. @TommyRocket that's fantastic! can't wait to see the finished product :) 10:03 PM Jun 14th, 2011 via web in reply to TommyRocket
  8. Who's got a bad-ass mermaid tail? That's right, Sutton has a bad-ass mermaid tail! http://twitpic.com/5br0i5 10:02 PM Jun 14th, 2011 via Twitpic
  9. @TommyRocket self-mummification? 9:57 PM Jun 14th, 2011 via web in reply to TommyRocket
  10. "Your tail will be in the mail on Monday" This quote brought to you by Pirates of the Hudson: a deluge of daily insanity 12:58 PM Jun 10th, 2011 via web
  11. @jrodgersart Indeed! It was so hot yesterday the costumes were starting to feel damp *gag*. Have you turned into a puddle of protoplasm yet? 12:55 PM Jun 10th, 2011 via web in reply to jrodgersart
  12. @TommyRocket nah, it's all about the flair. The song will learn itself :) 12:51 PM Jun 10th, 2011 via web in reply to TommyRocket
  13. Yes, I am going to complain about the heat. I'm working in a warehouse with no a/c, I think I am justified :) 9:27 AM Jun 9th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  14. I'm not just pretending to be an angry pirate. I am, in fact, angry. Fucking Argh! twitpic.com/57htga 12:16 PM Jun 5th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  15. Lookit what I made! I'm *this* close to opening an etsy page (holds index finger and thumb really close together) twitpic.com/570cfy 1:57 PM Jun 4th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  16. Sewing clothes and doing laundry for fun and profit. For a reasonable fee you too can have a hot model clean and mend your stuff Any takers? 6:38 AM May 26th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  17. New Zivity set!! 'Corsets at Dusk' http://www.zivity.com/models/LadySutton/photosets/10 2:59 PM May 23rd, 2011 via web
  18. um, it doesn't have to be sunny out to go to the bike shop...wtf 10:40 PM May 16th, 2011 via web
  19. I will find out. I always find out. 11:55 AM May 16th, 2011 via web
  20. @bairdduvessa indeed! One guy came in costume...still not sure why... 4:13 PM May 15th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to bairdduvessa