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Susskins

I don't know who lives in Idaho. #AllMyExesLiveInTexasCorollaries 9:39 AM May 26th via tGadget
@dirtymushroom I hang mine from a nipple ring. 1:36 PM May 25th via tGadget in reply to dirtymushroom
@trumpetcake Holy shit. You've been Knighted by a Pixar director. Congratulations! 1:35 PM May 25th via tGadget in reply to trumpetcake
My favorite scene where Carrie-Anne Moss fights the dinosaurs in the kitchen. #FavoritePartsOfTheStarWarMovie 12:04 PM May 25th via tGadget
@michaeljnelson Interestingly, twitter.com/Susskins/statu… 9:01 AM May 25th via web in reply to michaeljnelson
Scary! trunc.it/kg4s3 8:50 AM May 25th via tGadget
@TheBloggess That was so goddamn adorable. And Ferris Mewler is ridiculously huge. 7:57 AM May 25th via tGadget in reply to TheBloggess
@KenPlume Did anyone do a standards album before Harry Nilsson? (Rock/Pop performers of the Sixties, that is.) 6:11 AM May 25th via tGadget in reply to KenPlume
@scottjohnson Oh, good. Mine runs on gasoline. Carry on. 12:21 PM May 24th via tGadget in reply to scottjohnson
@scottjohnson I drive a truck because I'm 6'5", 370 lbs, and am uncomfortable in most cars. (I don't think I'm a dick. Am I?) 11:59 AM May 24th via tGadget in reply to scottjohnson
@inthefade Yeah, I'd like this particular piece of "work" to shut it. 8:51 AM May 24th via tGadget in reply to inthefade
Every now and then something happens that requires nothing more than heavy sighing, rolling of the eyes, and moving on with your day. 8:22 AM May 24th via tGadget
@TheTrekNerd I can't remember; have you ever hung up on Scott? 7:56 AM May 24th via tGadget in reply to TheTrekNerd
@gordonshumway Oh, and every time I see your Twitter handle, I hear "R-r-r-rick!" in my head. 8:15 AM May 23rd via tGadget in reply to gordonshumway
@gordonshumway Nicely written article. (I run like a fat guy with bad knees. Or, in the parlance of your article, I don't run.) 8:14 AM May 23rd via tGadget in reply to gordonshumway
All Star Trek nerds on Twitter need to follow @Khanwrath this very instant. 7:55 AM May 23rd via tGadget
bestnatesmith Hologram Tupac has been shot: tmblr.co/ZXOaZyL_D0aZ 9:05 PM May 22nd via Tumblr Retweeted by Susskins
pocahontasshole Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: £200. Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless. twitter.com/pocahontasshol… 9:08 AM May 22nd via web Retweeted by Susskins and 22324 others
Ugarles I am no more interested in being governed by Leviticus than I am by Sharia. 1:40 PM May 22nd via web Retweeted by Susskins and 751 others
Today is a vampire, sent to dra-ee-aa-ee-ain. 12:50 PM May 22nd via tGadget