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  1. Operation Deep Clean One Room a Day: Could eat off any surface in sparkling living room. Of course, I'd KILL anyone who tried, but still! 12:30 PM Nov 16th from web
  2. Today's highlights: Bank, car rental place, post office, different bank, grocery store. LIVING THE DREAM, PEOPLE! LIVING THE DREAM! 6:46 AM Nov 5th from web
  3. Going all Matlock on the IL Tollway over missed toll I paid ONLINE two months ago. Don't take your Olympic bid frustrations out on me, mofo. 6:15 AM Nov 5th from web
  4. @SnarkyMommy Hey, it's a public service. No one warned me when I was breeding with wanton abandon. 3:47 PM Nov 3rd from web in reply to SnarkyMommy
  5. @badgermeetswrld (Probably the F-word) 3:46 PM Nov 3rd from web in reply to badgermeetswrld
  6. You think the day cannot get ANY worse, and then you find an AARP card in the mail. With your name on it. And you're 39. 3:44 PM Nov 3rd from web
  7. What's amazing about the teenage years is how they can suck as much when you're the parent as they did when you were the teen. 11:04 AM Nov 3rd from web
  8. @Mommy4Cocktails Congratulations and WAHOO! The lights will stay on! 7:17 AM Nov 3rd from web in reply to Mommy4Cocktails
  9. @truewasp I think I'm the only Facebook-free person left in the civilized world. 7:00 AM Nov 3rd from web in reply to truewasp
  10. @Piratemama You know I'd have just blown it on booze and discounted Halloween crap. 11:03 AM Nov 2nd from web in reply to Piratemama
  11. If you got a DM saying that I made $400 online today, it's not true. If I make $ on the internet, it's going to involve more zeros & p0rn. 11:00 AM Nov 2nd from web
  12. @lisa_n OMG I'm so sorry! If I made that much, I'd totally be buying you some pretty shoes today! 10:56 AM Nov 2nd from web in reply to lisa_n
  13. Just changed my Twitter password. Sorry if hackers spammed you in my name. fuckers 10:49 AM Nov 2nd from web
  14. Possibly related: my pumpkin carving party was a success, but somehow my all jack-o-lanterns ended up with Paris Hilton wonky eye. 9:05 AM Oct 30th from web
  15. How to win Best Party Guest Evah award: Drop off hostess-only Jello shots the morning of the festivities and a vanilla latte at kick-off. 9:03 AM Oct 30th from web
  16. @SnarkyMommy Sorry this one is already being a shit. Just talk sternly and ground him/her to their uterus until after Thanksgiving. 9:30 AM Oct 14th from web in reply to SnarkyMommy
  17. @PoppyBuxom Cool! What should I wear and do I pick my own super power or are they assigned or what? 9:19 AM Oct 14th from web in reply to PoppyBuxom
  18. @CASmartChick I know this one! Doctors do rounds in the morning and having to kick visitors out at every room would make them even slower. 5:02 AM Oct 9th from web in reply to CASmartChick
  19. I've seen enough Sci-Fi to know that blowing up the moon might stir up A VERY BAD THING. #lcross 4:39 AM Oct 9th from web
  20. Awww, Chicago you don't need the Olympics to be fabulous. I find you pretty great just the way you are! #IOC #Chicago 8:54 AM Oct 2nd from web