SusieSunshine
@justjenn OKAY, I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE NOW, GEEZ!
| @sarahgilbert He's very fast and jumping too high, I think. They should have hurdling coaches for parents, we were all wrecks! |
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| You know what's scarier than watching your darling boy jump hurdles at break-ball speed? NOTHING! NOTHING ALL ALL! |
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| Day 1 of Cold Turkey De-Caffeinating: Body count totals incomplete at this time |
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| Camper is talking to my wee babysitting charge. She's looking at me like "This one ain't to bright, is he?" Babies are the awesome, man. |
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| Wondering how many people will annoy me at my garage sale today. I'm guessing more than a baker's dozen. |
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| The best time to remove ancient and gross ceramic tile is immediately after submitting a work proposal. Good-bye, stress, hello blisters! |
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| I know it's not uncommon for a new driver to confuse the gas and brake pedals but it is SCARY AS HELL when it occurs when BACKING UP. |
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| I bet gay significant others understand and (don't mock) the importance of having new shoes and earrings for a conference call. |
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| @kimberle We need to fashion a special MNAC file folder just for you filled with order forms! |
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| Laundry, clearing out every nook and cranny looking stuff to sell in a garage sale, working, sewing curtains, and wondering if I have ADD. |
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| Back yard neighbor likes to stare out her sliding door at me, but I now hawk back. This might be what removed me from her Xmas cookie list. |
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| Sex pays in the USA! Having more kids than money means you've filed and already used the refund to pay down debt way back in February. |
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| My hair is getting long! I came to this realization whilst driving with the windows down and wearing lip gloss. |
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| Happy Monday! Dirtmonkey nearly burned down the house with a tipped over desk lamp on the basement carpet. Fried chemical stench everywhere. |
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| This has been the longest day in the history of ever. NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO GET SICK TONIGHT. |
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| Some people do Burning Man for vacation, not us. We've got "Barfing Boy". |
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| @whoorl Congratuations! That's so cool!! |
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| The best reprieve from expensive leaking bathroom problems is probably NOT a trip to a water park, but it was booked it months ago. |
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| Okay, Billy Idol doesn't make EVERYTHING better. When the plumber says "Dude,your bathroom is falling apart" that's a job for Heath bars. |
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