SusAnimate
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Karma, you are taking the bitch role a little too seriously. But that's ok. I didn't need that microwave. I have flint and steel.
about 15 hours ago
from Seesmic
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I kept calling Karma a bitch and judging by the way things are going she's really mad at me.
5:29 PM Dec 13th
from Seesmic
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My single rec.
10:50 AM Dec 11th
from web
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I failed at sending an @ reply. I'm on my way to the mall to buy a blonde wig. Keep my coffee warm, @. I'll bring the Bailey's.
8:30 AM Dec 11th
from Seesmic
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@ Good Morning, and only the bravest of the brave will dare to ask.
8:24 AM Dec 11th
from Seesmic
in reply to wdhpr625
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When you get a free coffee at McDonald's you will drink it. You will drink it and like it.
7:37 AM Dec 11th
from web
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I really wish i could get in with the in-crowd cuz this wind chill blows.
9:52 PM Dec 10th
from txt
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There are only two jobs available in my town. Prostitute or phone sex operator. Hey, lonely rich guy. Call me.
9:14 PM Dec 10th
from Seesmic
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If you tune out the nagging you still can't win because that's when the poking-while-nagging starts.
4:14 PM Dec 10th
from Seesmic
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@ I'll just settle for being a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm. Thanks.
4:06 PM Dec 10th
from Seesmic
in reply to kolchak
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The hat pic I posted this morning only got me 2 proposals, 5 naked pics, and 1 bootycall I.O.U. Damn this stupid economy!
3:59 PM Dec 10th
from Seesmic
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Spent the day watching movies and now my family wants me to start dinner. I'll just show them to the cereal, brb.
2:32 PM Dec 10th
from Seesmic
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I would tell a joke, but I'm still sitting here looking at my new hat in the mirror.
8:49 AM Dec 10th
from Seesmic
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I got a new hat.
7:59 AM Dec 10th
from Seesmic
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I'm starting to think.
It may or may not be dangerous.
Fair warning.
3:02 PM Dec 9th
from web
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Dreamed I was in a tropical paradise where virile men attended to my every want. Then I woke up. Why do bad things only happen to me?
8:34 AM Dec 9th
from Seesmic
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I'm feeling a bit nostalgic about the olden days, before Formspring tainted up the social networks.
6:01 PM Dec 8th
from Seesmic
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It's a shame how the first real snow of the year makes everyone forget how to drive. Now help me out of this ditch!
3:41 PM Dec 8th
from web
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Found a fully grown pube in the shower. It was like the '80's all over again.
8:56 AM Dec 8th
from Seesmic
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A cash-for-gold shop opened across from our cemetery. Now who wants to help me exhume some gold teeth?
6:34 AM Dec 8th
from Seesmic
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- Name Susanne
- Location Chicagoland
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio Lame joker. Short on patience, long on meds. You got a better excuse? I'm nice for one week per month. This probably isn't that week. XOXO
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