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SusanEsparza

@jessprice24 I know. Just wish I hadn't spent 20 minutes fighting the website. Still gotta love #KaneCarlsonOnStageIt 5:28 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to jessprice24
Show's most of the way over but finally getting to see #kanecarlsononstageit 5:23 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
@stageit can't get into #KaneCarlsononStageit Did the Kaniacs murder your servers? 5:18 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
My aunt just called me Susan Anthony and then very seriously informed the table that my name wasn't really Anthony. #yesalcoholisinvolved 8:11 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPad
Nothing is so painful as waiting for the first critique on your work. #writerswrite 9:35 AM Apr 24th via Twitter for iPad
Guys guys. Mercury has a moon and we're going to STEAL IT! Someone call the #Leverage team! 1.usa.gov/HexC2R #forreal 9:27 PM Apr 5th via TweetDeck
@LisaBarone @bzzcontent I don't know what you're talking about. I look super skinny there. I'll take it. 12:43 PM Apr 5th via Twitter for iPad in reply to LisaBarone
Um, obviously. RT @adultswim: Want it back? Let us know. #BringBackToonami 10:47 PM Apr 3rd via TweetDeck
@joehall \o/ 6:23 PM Apr 2nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to joehall
@LisaBarone @Vingold Just like coming home. For a visit. 12:20 PM Mar 30th via TweetDeck
@AlanBleiweiss Secretly, we like it. Gives our hands a break. ;) 12:20 PM Mar 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to AlanBleiweiss
@RyanJones @skitzzo @alanbleiweiss And our policy is not to blog when asked. And to note that in the liveblog. 12:19 PM Mar 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to RyanJones
@kingsthings Fifty cents and a pack of bubble gum 10:46 PM Mar 27th via TweetDeck in reply to kingsthings
@cKdisco As someone else said, to be fair, Vin Scully is worth $1.5B at least. 9:09 PM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPad in reply to cKdisco
My lord, I do not deal well with tantrums. #thisiswhyIdonthavekids 9:03 PM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPad
@Skitzzo Oh, certainly. abcn.ws/HbBXaO (Note: They're always isolated when it's a WOC.) 8:46 PM Mar 27th via TweetDeck in reply to Skitzzo
@rainrose12 =D 8:42 PM Mar 27th via TweetDeck in reply to rainrose12
@Skitzzo And they're hardly new. That Jesus guy had a hell of a time fighting them. 8:25 PM Mar 27th via TweetDeck in reply to Skitzzo
@Skitzzo They're as ill-defined as our war on terrorism but far more deadly because they're part of the fabric of society. 8:25 PM Mar 27th via TweetDeck in reply to Skitzzo
@Skitzzo Yes, actually, I do. In the same way that there is a war on people of color, on the poor, on the disenfranchised. 8:20 PM Mar 27th via TweetDeck in reply to Skitzzo

Name Susan Esparza
Location Southern California
Bio Words, puppies, and complaining about comics. Freelance SEO writer and occasional wit. Email: susan.esparza@gmail.com