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Really happy with my set tonight, bed now radio in the morning then its a new year! about 6 hours ago from web
I've taken enough day nurse to kill a horse. This gig will happen damn it! about 10 hours ago from web
I have lost my girlfriend to Assassins Creed II. I sometimes think she wouldn't miss me but if the PS3 broke she would be in bits. Sigh. about 17 hours ago from web
Return to the house on haunted hill is perfect for sickly people. about 22 hours ago from web
Up early, full of snot. great. about 23 hours ago from web
@BrianLimond Good. A true gent you are, like a modern day Spartacus. 3:47 PM Dec 29th from web in reply to BrianLimond
@BrianLimond Having now read the page I would like to say I like Fred and wouldn't want anyone to have a pop at him.There I've said it. 3:43 PM Dec 29th from web in reply to BrianLimond
@BrianLimond agreed. Release the hounds. 2:09 PM Dec 29th from web in reply to BrianLimond
@BrianLimond Jesus I never look at my events I thought just watching it would be enough. Ill get it tattooed on my arse now. 2:03 PM Dec 29th from web in reply to BrianLimond
Cold, snotty and feel rubbish. Comedy does not accept excuses, to the stand I go. 10:13 AM Dec 29th from web
Taking Nan back to edinburgh then back home to my new giant sofa. 5:27 AM Dec 29th from web
Watching the City whilst waiting for my new sofa to arrive. It's rubbish but I can't stop watching. Damn trash TV! 1:07 AM Dec 29th from web
Someone shouting at me in German, mmmm #secretturnon 12:39 AM Dec 29th from web
I think I have the cold that has made my girlfriend unbearable for the last week. Great. 12:06 AM Dec 29th from web
Lovely night again the glasgow stand doth rock 2:05 PM Dec 28th from web
Freezing outside. Bundling up to go to the stand 10:08 AM Dec 28th from web
@SarahMillican75 yes. They pay very well. 7:44 AM Dec 28th from web in reply to SarahMillican75
@SarahMillican75 fine then. Be like that. There's plenty of other people I can help with the power of naked calman x 7:35 AM Dec 28th from web in reply to SarahMillican75
@SarahMillican75 I can send you a nudey photo of myself if that helps x 7:26 AM Dec 28th from web in reply to SarahMillican75
Little christmas blog http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=118179708&blogId=523812345 6:08 AM Dec 28th from web