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  1. "USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population." -David Letterman
  2. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
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  4. Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
  5. I went to a museum that had all the heads and arms from the statues in all the other museums.
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  7. Accident Insurance Claims-On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke.
  8. Confucius Says... "Man who buy many prunes get good run for money"
  9. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
  10. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
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  12. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  13. People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
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  15. And how come there's never a garage actually for sale at all those garage sales?
  16. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
  17. I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others. Mitch Hedberg
  18. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
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  20. Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."