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SurrealScoop

  1. 50% people can't count? 50% of adults have maths skills of a schoolchild? What about the other 50%? 2:42 AM Mar 2nd via web
  2. "birthers" like Arpaio still banging on? bit.ly/ztpQG9 - from the catacombs 2:34 AM Mar 2nd via web
  3. Liverpool go for aggressive strategy of 11 men in the team by substituting Andy Carroll 10:13 AM Feb 26th via web
  4. Premier League promoting disability awareness as man with learning difficulty's team beat team of man with blind spot for fouls 7:33 AM Feb 26th via web
  5. Happy Birthday Steve Jobs - oh no wait your session was terminated due to inactivity 3:34 AM Feb 24th via web
  6. #RIPGreggJevin - his contribution to the arts was immeasurable. 3:33 AM Feb 24th via web
  7. Hee hee : RT @Se_Railway Owing to train defect trains through Bexleyheath now running ok #southeastern bit.ly/zH1RmX 2:59 AM Feb 24th via web
  8. Joyce arrested? Hadn't realised she was still an MP : bit.ly/x0NDsI 2:53 AM Feb 24th via web
  9. Fidel Castro's new book reveals like on Tyneside: bit.ly/nWZ6IH (from the vault) 3:21 AM Feb 5th via web
  10. Latest #uksnow updatr from Trafalgar Square: bit.ly/8BObyI 3:03 AM Feb 5th via web
  11. Impact of tomorrow on #uksnow roads : bit.ly/gBXQKK 2:59 AM Feb 5th via web
  12. #uksnow chaos under control? ; bit.ly/4F0Tcq 2:57 AM Feb 5th via web
  13. Live webcam of snow in Trafalgar Square: bit.ly/8BObyI 2:54 AM Feb 5th via web
  14. From the archives- ex-Sir Fred Goodwin and his piss-taking ways : bit.ly/w3QzvH 3:04 AM Feb 1st via web
  15. RBS board fear for decline in Britain's incompetency rating: bit.ly/5AqF3m 5:45 AM Jan 30th via web
  16. Latest pic from the RBS board's bonus meeting :- bit.ly/yIPAle 5:42 AM Jan 30th via web
  17. Scotland declares it will use air miles as currency:: bit.ly/y1v0fM 10:32 AM Jan 25th via web
  18. Scotland declares it will use air miles as currency: bit.ly/y1v0fM 1:25 AM Jan 19th via Twitter for Android
  19. Plans for new Thames airport gather backing: surrealscoop.com/2009/01/heathr… 3:35 AM Jan 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. The world's fastest Agony Aunt - "I am a closet cross-dresser":: bit.ly/wBlqc6 2:19 AM Jan 17th via Twitter for iPhone
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