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  1. The Times paywall is down. It's what you've always wanted, the chance to read Netherton's match report of Brighton 1-1 Birmingham City 6 minutes ago via Seesmic
  2. Maybe that's being mean. It's not just that I don't find it funny though, it's that it's just really obvious. Where's the aspiration? about 11 hours ago via web
  3. Imagine not being able to think of a better line than that. about 11 hours ago via web
  4. I'd love to follow them myself, but policy is policy. about 11 hours ago via web
  5. #FF @debaser92 @tobleronejones @NeilSandwich about 11 hours ago via web
  6. Now tht exams are over for another year cn finally start to be anxious about next year's. After tht, at last be able to be anxious abt death about 12 hours ago via web
  7. @Debaser92 It's a jokey book, hopefully timed for when unemployment's at its peak. Making money out of misery. about 13 hours ago via web in reply to Debaser92
  8. @Debaser92 Me and my sister are working on a book about it. They're all wankers. about 13 hours ago via web in reply to Debaser92
  9. Here's Spurs fan @Debaser92 on why Ledley King should call it a day bit.ly/LP8y2N #thfc about 14 hours ago via Seesmic
  10. @thecomicsnob Hayward is a plum who confuses people with Indian names, but there you go about 20 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to thecomicsnob
  11. @thecomicsnob don't read the DM so can't comment, and Hayward does a kind of writing that some people like. about 20 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to thecomicsnob
  12. @thecomicsnob @TheFCF we've not done anything particularly good with FCF in the last three months, so it's fair. about 20 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to thecomicsnob
  13. FSF awards: the bloggers comfortably better than the journalists nominated for quality. I can't believe this is true, but it is. about 20 hours ago via Seesmic
  14. @DavidHartrick @Twisted_Blood yup, sorry about 21 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to DavidHartrick
  15. @thecomicsnob given it's a Tumblr with hardly any content I would argue it's a reasonable decision about 21 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to thecomicsnob
  16. Vote for @Twisted_Blood bit.ly/K1WZnN none of the others. about 21 hours ago via Seesmic
  17. @JacobSteinberg This was my suspicion. So they're definitely cheating, then. about 23 hours ago via web in reply to JacobSteinberg