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Zayn could go deep with the Illuminati's tweets. about 2 hours ago via Echofon
TheIlluminati There is more money in being smart, than in being strong. School is the tool to get ahead. 9:26 AM May 26th via Echofon Retweeted by SurpriseJonas and 2582 others
TheIlluminati Knowledge itself is not enough. You must apply what you know to succeed. 1:42 PM May 31st via Echofon Retweeted by SurpriseJonas and 3663 others
@greenhat_ninja we've only just begun *cue shimmy* HYPNOTIZED BY DRUMMMMSSSSSSSSSS about 2 hours ago via Echofon
Oh god I actually love animal accounts on Twitter. about 2 hours ago via Echofon
WeirdHorse Kicking potatoes and validly depressed goats 8:35 PM May 31st via HootSuite Retweeted by SurpriseJonas and 64 others
WeirdHorse Trying to play on the Wii but can't because I have hooves and no understanding whatsoever of computerised gaming about 10 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by SurpriseJonas and 252 others
WeirdHorse A dog just woofed at me and I soiled myself about 2 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by SurpriseJonas and 61 others
Ugh they put him under a shower and I died. about 2 hours ago via Echofon
Just watched The Lucky One. The girl with Zac Efron truly is the lucky one. about 2 hours ago via Echofon
onedirectionhoe THIIIISSSSS "It's people like Lily Harplen, Sydney Dalton, & the Zux writer who ruin the fandom & give us a bad name." 8:52 PM May 26th via web Retweeted by SurpriseJonas and 388 others
OH GOD AND OUR VERSION OF EVENTS AND HEAVEN ARE DOWN ON ITUNES, BABY JESUS YUSSSSSSS about 2 hours ago via Echofon
Oh and I haven't done any schoolwork today. Ah good work Connie, good work :| about 2 hours ago via Echofon
I'm so lost in the fandom after exams. about 2 hours ago via Echofon
Omg I haven't even seen the Adventurous Adventures of One Direction yet. about 2 hours ago via Echofon
NiallOfficial @Real_Liam_Payne well im not sure who nail is...but im niall nice to meet you! average dinner hahaha tbh 9:45 AM May 31st via web in reply to Real_Liam_Payne Retweeted by SurpriseJonas and 26787 others
NiallOfficial Good afternoon Detroit, hows everyone doin? U excited for the show tonight, whos comin? about 14 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by SurpriseJonas and 10752 others
NiallOfficial @Real_Liam_Payne i can see you..ur in the bed next t me ahahahhaa... about 4 hours ago via web Retweeted by SurpriseJonas and 14976 others
HAHAHHAA the songs are trending ! Solid work everyone ! about 2 hours ago via Echofon
Real_Liam_Payne it will all be relevant in tonights show .... 10:40 AM May 31st via web Retweeted by SurpriseJonas and 13022 others

Name Alexander Turner
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