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time to rinse and retweet about 4 hours ago from web
@teejaybadassjr if you re-arrange the letters in SANTA it spells SATAN about 6 hours ago from web in reply to teejaybadassjr
@teejaybadassjr we'll see, Santa is being a douche this year about 6 hours ago from web in reply to teejaybadassjr
@usorthem3 ya' those ads for Kay's make me wanna puke about 6 hours ago from web in reply to usorthem3
@teejaybadassjr you get toys son about 6 hours ago from web in reply to teejaybadassjr
xmas ads on TV are so stupid, like if I bake crescent rolls or make Folgers coffee my holiday will be warm & fuzzy #barf about 6 hours ago from web
@goostersd brown diamonds are just the poop from regular diamonds about 6 hours ago from web in reply to goostersd
@teejaybadassjr Sbux is Starbucks, it's for big boyz... @somewhereranchx wanted someone to buy him one this AM about 9 hours ago from web in reply to teejaybadassjr
@somewhereranchx same here...did u get the Sbux I bought u this morning?? about 9 hours ago from web in reply to somewhereranchx
@SatansOlderBro do what you do best! LOL...we've all enjoyed your "handy" work. about 11 hours ago from web in reply to SatansOlderBro
@teejaybadassjr no mo rain yo...cloudy and kinda mild out...icky day and no pool time for Daddy about 11 hours ago from web in reply to teejaybadassjr
@teejaybadassjr <-----my badass boy about 11 hours ago from web in reply to teejaybadassjr
@AsC1998 I luv the sun, that's Y I live here..I'm not pissed, it's just a gloomy day here (there's only about 10 per yr) about 11 hours ago from web in reply to AsC1998
Who the hell is responsible for all the cloudiness in the desert?? I'll bet that witch Palin has something 2 do with it. about 11 hours ago from web
@somewhereranchx I'll buy you a Sbux babe about 13 hours ago from web in reply to somewhereranchx
@nickb756 tks for the #SSS luv about 13 hours ago from web in reply to nickb756
wiped my car down, my world makes sense again about 16 hours ago from web
@LordFalconJock going to visit my family #hometurf about 17 hours ago from web in reply to LordFalconJock
who's going to SF this week?? me. about 17 hours ago from web
it's kinda windy with sprinkles...I blame the gays about 17 hours ago from web

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Name Boris Badass
Location Palm Springs, CA
Web http://www.massag...
Bio Certified Massage Therapist/Certified Personal Trainer...when life gives you lemons take one and chuck it at the back of someone's head.

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