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Dear god. My husband applied for this and got a callback:
7 minutes ago
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Me: *coughing on a piece of popcorn* Riley: "That's why you have to eat one at a TIME, Mom." THE STUDENT HAS BECOME THE MASTER.
about 2 hours ago
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Thursday, could you sort of figure out whether you're being retarded or awesome? That'd be super, thanks.
about 2 hours ago
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@ Hey this is probably one of those conversations that would be better on DM, huh. So...what are you wearing right now?
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to TheHeatherB
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@ Danielle is staying here: for $150, says it's really nice. Marriott=$219.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to TheHeatherB
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@ Marriott, Sat-Tue. Book now, the discounted rates are running out and the hotels are filling up.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to TheHeatherB
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Hotel officially booked for the @ half marathon. Holy hell, I guess I'm really going to do this thing.
about 4 hours ago
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Toddler sleep regression, night 3, personal journal, 2:46 AM: oh thank god I think he's finally DAMMIT. MOTHERFUCKER.
about 8 hours ago
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Boy, I am glad the person who I will not describe was the SYTYCD winner! ... Man, TiVo sucked all the fun out of this water cooler convo.
about 17 hours ago
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@ Heh. I don't know if it's a frog pose EXACTLY, just think spread-eagle on a ball. Actually maybe you'd rather not think of that.
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to bremarie03
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Frog pose on top of exercise ball: great for running-related inner leg muscle tightness, not so good for personal dignity.
about 19 hours ago
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I know he's under two, but it just seems like if you can SAY that you pooped, you should try and do it somewhere other than your pants.
about 22 hours ago
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@ Huh huh huh huh. Huh huh.
about 22 hours ago
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in reply to SeanMLocke
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Buckling two squirming kids into carseats: 7824 calories burned. Someone aim a firehose of donut glaze at me, stat.
about 23 hours ago
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So, so late for getting the kids. Hate this traffic, hate end of day meetings, hate hate HATE.
about 23 hours ago
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@ I'm hoping for Ellenore or Russell. Jakob's probably the best dancer but he's got a creepy Dexter vibe.
1 day ago
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in reply to ModernMatriarch
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The missing Mt. Hood climbers story is absolutely heartbreaking:
2:28 PM Dec 16th
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ISO single-serving website I can check post-restroom: IsDressTuckedIntoTights.com. Sure, I could look at my own ass, but it's almost 2010.
1:43 PM Dec 16th
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@ TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE GLOVES.
1:41 PM Dec 16th
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in reply to pseudostoops
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@ Yep, that's exactly what we're getting!
1:24 PM Dec 16th
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in reply to jkl2
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